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[sacredchants]

Do you think they'll trouble themselves to supply us toothbrushes?

[robopriest]

If they're this disorganized from the start...I give that a solid "maybe not".

[sacredchants]

I wonder how we'll have to solve that.

[ OUR SMOOCHES. ]

[robopriest]

[NASTY, STINKY SMOOCHES]

Maybe we have to do a great toothbrush heist.

[sacredchants]

[ I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SMOOCH KNOWING THERE ARE NON TOOTHBRUSHES.... ]

A heist would imply that we know where we can get them in the first place.

[robopriest]

That's something we just have to find out. Then when we do...heist time.

[sacredchants]

[ i hate how passionate she is about finding toothbrushes. ]

Y, yes! There's no way I'm going to be here for...however long without one.

[robopriest]

...Wow. Passionate about dental hygiene, huh. I guess that's fair.

[sacredchants]

Don't you care? You brought it up!

[ of course now she's hyper aware of it sobs. ]

Imagine being around people who haven't bathed for days or only had dirty clothes to wear... It's disgusting!

[robopriest]

It's pretty disgusting, but we...still have bathrooms? And a change of clothes?

[sacredchants]

But imagine if we didn't!

[ she's talking about hypotheticals!! ]

[robopriest]

Calm down, calm down...its not the end of the world.

[BREATHE, IZUMO]

It would be disgusting, but unless our lodgings got destroyed by a giant bomb the next day, I don't think our places to get clean are going to disappear anytime soon.

[sacredchants]

[ she's breathing!!

but. give her a second to focus on the bigger picture at hand. rip talking about things that are likely important but she'll be able to go back to be on topic soon enough. ]

If they did then I'd take it as a sign of them getting impatient with us gathering the nova.

[robopriest]

[Hmmmm.]

So you'd think it would only be done out of retaliation. But they've been so nice, do you think they'd do a thing like that?

[sacredchants]

[ what. she speaks the truth. ]

Regardless of how nice anyone is to you, it doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives. No one knows what's happening here.

[robopriest]

Oh, I was being sarcastic. Of course. [hansa] You can't always believe someone at their word. You judge them on their actions.

[sacredchants]

Were you?

[ doubt. ]

You can't trust a person's actions either. There are people who are great at putting on an entire show for you to buy into.

[ cynicism, much? ]

[robopriest]

I was. Sorry. Sometimes my sarcasm flies over people's heads.

[HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC he doesn't believe this for a minute]

Maybe...but faking actions is a lot harder. Either way, I'm taking everything with a grain of salt.

[sacredchants]

That's fine.

[ is it fine? we don't know but she'll respond with a nod. ]

It's the only thing that you can do here for the moment.

[robopriest]

Maybe, maybe.

[He glances down at the device in his hand.]

Got any mantras? Maybe those could help.

[sacredchants]

Unless you're panicking, probably nothing useful.

[ past naru should have written sutras but it's fine. she does both. i've made so many mistakes on her skills. ]

...and I don't think there are any demons here if you want to try out sutras.

[ rather, demons worth exorcising. ]

[robopriest]

You sure?

[HMMM]

Maybe they're hiding among us. Unless demons are really easy to spot, where you come from.

[sacredchants]

Some demons are really obvious.

[ hmmm. ]

Others are sneaky, but there's always something about them that gives it away.

[robopriest]

Do tell. What are the signs? Horns? A pointed tail?

[sacredchants]

I wouldn't say the tail needs to be pointed but a tail is important to a demon. Not all demons have horns either.

[ give her a second to consider things. ]

Most of the ones I know don't have horns.