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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

[ worse. much worse???

??? ]

[suddenlybees]

...don't just make that face and say nothing...

[sacredchants]

W, w, what am I supposed to say?!

[ shuts all of my eyes. i've made this mistake. ]

[suddenlybees]

Say yes!

[sacredchants]

No!!

[suddenlybees]

You can't just veto everything that I put out... c'mon, you gotta suggest things too! I want to veto too!

[sacredchants]

F, fine....

[ even though she's almost certain that he won't veto anything she suggests. ]

Secrets.

[suddenlybees]

Mister and Missus Secrets.

[ makes less sense than brazen, and sounds coolers too. all mysterious and everything. we can't have that. ]

I dunno... I mean, like, I know about myself, but do you have enough secrets to live up to the name?

[sacredchants]

[ oh? maybe he will reject after all?? ]

Well, how well do you think you know me? I'm not someone who goes blabbing just anything.

[suddenlybees]

Not at all! So, how 'bout you tell me all your secrets and I'll see if you live up to the name? C'mon. Spill the beans.

[sacredchants]

[ ...... ]

That's not how it works.

[suddenlybees]

Then... you can tell me your secrets one at a time and I'll stop you when you hit the minimum criteria.

[sacredchants]

And what's the minimum criteria in the first place?

[suddenlybees]

Fifty seven.

[sacredchants]

[ fift.......y seven. ]

You just came up with that number on the spot!

[suddenlybees]

Wow! Did not! I'll have you know that I have a hundred and sixty two secrets and counting!

[ He is very exact with his numbers, how could they be made up ]

[sacredchants]

[ she's calling bs on the whole thing. absolutely no way. ]

Alright, what's one of them then?

[suddenlybees]

I have three nipples. Wanna see?

[sacredchants]

W, w, wh....

[ ????

????

??!?!?!???? ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Yeah, that's what he though. ]

Your turn.

[sacredchants]

[ WHO OPENS UP LIKE THAT? ]

No.

[suddenlybees]

[ MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN OF HOW MUCH HE TRUSTS HER, MAYBE HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT AND THIS IS WHY HE DIDN'T WANT TO STRIP DURING TRIAL ]

Aw, but I shared one with you and everything, so isn't it fair? I'm, like, down to a hundred and sixty one secrets now.

[sacredchants]

[ i keep coming back to our threads bc it's all i have but then i realize how cursed they are. ]

If you have that many then you could spare to lose a few more.

[suddenlybees]

[ wow these are all such nice innocent pcs though ]

No way, no way~ I gotta, like, keep up the intrigue, right? How else am I supposed to remain ~*~*cool*~*~ and ~*~*mysterious*~*~?

[sacredchants]

[ ARE THEY? ]

Since when were you either of those things?