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[sacredchants]

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wk 0; friday

[sacredchants]

( continued from here )
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[ LET HER BELIEVE THERE'S SOMETHING.

but the compliment to how she just chucked the kimono and one of her shoes into the river goes...awkwardly. ]

"Wowee"?

[ she's going to feint knowing what he's referring to because it wasn't that big of a deal. you're able to do great feats when you're angry enough, right? right. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Look. Sometimes you respect a girl who can knock you flat on your back with one uppercut to the chin. Izumo looks like that sort of girl. ]

Wowee. That's, like, the highest form of wow there is.

[sacredchants]

[ she...might be that kind of girl. we just don't know until we get there.

honestly? she's fine with the conversation taking a turn towards the validity of "wowee" over what they were talking about moments ago...even if she doesn't understand. ]

I see.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, right? There's also, like, "whoa" and "whoo" and "waaaaah~" but nothing really conveys it like "wowee"!

[ please don't make this a conversation, this isn't a conversation, this isj ust Kano saying words ]

[sacredchants]

[ TOO LATE. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. ]

I wouldn't know. I've never used any of those; I suppose this means my conversations aren't that exciting.

[ or he's too excitable. ]

w0,monday

[suddenlybees]

[ I spent five minutes trying to make filters before remembering you already made one.............

Anyways! Kano has just pilfered Izumo's kimono and stashed it in his room and is very very pleased with himself, humming tunelessly as he comes downstairs, absolutely soaked through and dripping wet, he did not even both wringing out his clothes when he got out of the river, his boots are five pounds heavier with water. ]

[sacredchants]

[ i hate this so much card.

why.

anyway, izumo is a girl with a braincell to spare and common sense so it doesn't take her any longer than a second to know exactly what he did. ]

You went in and got it.

[suddenlybees]

Wow! I have no idea what you're talking about!

[ As long as she can't get up to his room, she has no proof. That's all he's banking on as he vehemently denies his crimes, river water pooling all over the ground in the middle of the lobby. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she'll march right up to him and his soggy self. ]

I'm not an idiot!

[ she doesn't need to see to know?? izumo just. knows. how dare you question a woman's intuition about this sort of thing!!

What are you going to do with it? Pervert!

w1,monday

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano is asleep during afternoon hours so it's going to have to be around dinnertime when he goes out to find Izumo, hello, where are you, you'd better not have been ejected out into space already. ]

[sacredchants]

[ for reasons i will not explain before this pc takes off the ground, it will be VERY Good News that they're meeting around dinner time, but sure, she can be found wandering back from the garden because plants are nice. ...even if some of the plants look cursed. ]

Oh.

[suddenlybees]

[ WHAT HAPPENED ON MONDAY, IT'S ONLY MONDY........... ]

Oh! Did you want to add some of these?

[ Fresh veggies! that Chiron forbade him from eating ]

[sacredchants]

[ you'll find out............ ]

I guess I could take them.

[ what kind of veggies are being forbade from being eaten???? are they the cursed ones??? ]

Is there a reason you don't want them?

wk 1; wednesday

[sacredchants]

[ current status: terrified to start a new pc without knowing how the previous one ended up. however...sometimes.... you just. want to ask people stupid questions that will definitely end poorly.

so, where is kano on this day that will be undoubtedly end up being cursed? ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Why is Wednesday cursed when I don't even know what happened on Monday???? Anyways, Kano is inconspicuously absent from the hours of 10AM to 4PM but can be seen in the inn in the late afternoon and takes walks in the forest nearing sundown. ]

[sacredchants]

[ IT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW....also because of something else. kano will find out. also why is that time so specific i'm sobbing.

but while i was making dinner i realized this is actually perfect so— ]

Going out into the woods late a night?

[suddenlybees]

[ It's those specific hours out of consistency... It doesn't matter, it's fine. Kano looks surprised but also not at seeing Izumo, not stopping his walk but slowing enough for her to catch up. ]

Sure am! It's dangerous out here after dark, so why don'tcha turn around and go to bed?

wk 1; saturday

[sacredchants]

[ hahahaha

WOW MY LAST TWO THREADS WITH YOU BEFORE THIS ONE ARE JUST GONNA MAKE ME SAD ALL THE FUCKIN TIME NOW... hate this. hate this so much. but hey, buddy. guess who's here to see you while doing her absolute best not to be a wreck. ]

Why did you have to do all of that?

[suddenlybees]

[ me bookmarking those two tags so they don't get lost in my horrible mess of an inbox

Anyways, he's here in the lounge in a little invisible barrier with his own couch and maybe a lamp idk. He looks fine... all things considered... But he's always smiling anyways, always making himself look fine. ]

My principles are a little messed up, huh? I sure caused a lot of trouble for everyone.

[sacredchants]

[ card your inbox.......

honestly? the fact that he looks fine isn't going to help anything better and wow rude invisible barrier?? how is she supposed to pass over onigiris towards kano for his last meal?? well, whatever they'll be there for and when the barrier drops for him to have. ]

It wasn't just you. It's because we were too stupid to think of anything else. You were cleared.

[suddenlybees]

[ 300 tags... I am free, never again.

Kano, though, doesn't look as fine when he sees the onigiri. It's worse because they're cute, and even after Izumo leaves and the npcs are kind enough to feed him, he'll feel horrible in the pits of his stomach.

But not now. Even now, he wants to keep a smile on his face, even if he does a bad job of it. ]

You guys weren't stupid. You gave it your best shot, right? Even if it turned out to be wrong... You removed a problem for the future.

wk 7; saturday

[sacredchants]

[ HERE WE GO CARDORI. at the planetarium and shortly after they've called the results. she's been good and now wants to know what his game plan is. ]

So? What was it that you wanted to tell me?

[suddenlybees]

Hm? No, I can't tell you yet.

[ He said before they leave and ???gestures at the sky??? it's not over yet. ]

I was sorta holding out for a happy ending, you know? Then I could cut and run without worry.

[sacredchants]

[ what the fuck.

no??? ]

You've already cut and run once already. [ she'll cross her arms because of course she will. ] No more running—just say it already. Whether we get our happy ending or if we're forced to do this again then nothing will change.

[ probably?? ]

[suddenlybees]

It changes, 'cause the me in this loop's gonna have to do and say all this stuff!

[ If they're all going to die, then why bother!! ]