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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

....k, ketchup?! I wouldn't serve you just ketchup!

[suddenlybees]

It's not just ketchup! It's ketchup on raw, fried, roasted, and baked tomatoes!

[ Compared to everything else, ketchup has so much more going for it. The food of the gods. ]

[sacredchants]

As if I'd make something like that.

[suddenlybees]

There's only so many ways you can prepared tomatoes, you know? How would you do it?

[ She would have to eat the tomatoes too, it can't just be him. ]

[sacredchants]

Raw, fried, roasted, baked, and use it as a sauce.

[ don't you dare say that ketchup is a sauce WHEN IT'S A CONDIMENT. but bold of him to think that she would find that a bad thing. ]

[suddenlybees]

Ketchup is a sauce.

[ IT IS, THOUGH ]

[sacredchants]

Ketchup is not a sauce!

[ IT'S A CONDIMENT. ]

[suddenlybees]

You, like, drizzle it over things! It's a sauce!

[sacredchants]

It's a condiment. You add it to the food for extra flavoring. It's not part of any dish.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, it is! You ever had, like, fried ketchup chicken? With pineapples!

[sacredchants]

Fried ketchup chicken?

[ ?????

IS THIS REAL FOOD CARD?? ]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah! With pineapples!

[ IT'S A REAL FOOD........ IN MY HOUSEHOLD.................... me trying to remember my favorite childhood foods and it's just like this. Battered chicken chunks fried with ketchup, soy sauce, brown sugar, and pineapples on the side bc it was the only way I could eat pineapples since I can't eat them raw. I think it was supposed to be some approximation of sweet and sour chicken.

My second favorite food was fish aspic. ]

[sacredchants]

[ i.

this cardori lore??? though i'm curious to make it myself and see what it tastes like but at the same time i'm worried this means a whole human. ]

Why the pinapples?

[suddenlybees]

[ a whole what???? ]

For a well balanced diet.

[ Serve it over rice and it has every food group ]

[sacredchants]

[ AS A WHOLE HUMAN.... and it seems to be missing veg??? KETCHUP DOES NOT COUNT AS A VEG. ]

I don't think that counts.

[suddenlybees]

[ I've opened and closed this tag so many times tonight, you don't even know, Naru ]

I'm not getting into the whole "tomatoes are a fruit" discourse with you. It counts.

[sacredchants]

[ i hope you keep opening this tag and closing it every time i reply to it. ]

Tomatoes are fine. This is ketchup.

[suddenlybees]

[ You can only reply to these when you've cleared out the rest of your inbox so at least I get a few days' break between them ]

Which is made from tomatoes! Just 'cause something goes through the wringer and no longer looks or tastes or smells or has anything left in common with what it used to be, doesn't mean it isn't what it always was. That's just life, Izumo.

[sacredchants]

[ STOP. IT DOESN't MAKE IT EASIER WHEN I GET BACK TO THEM..... ]

This isn't about life; don't make it deeper than it needs to be. Ketchup is a condiment.

[suddenlybees]

But ketchup is life...

[sacredchants]

Are you even listening to yourself?

[suddenlybees]

[ He just laugh, and admittedly, ]

I try real hard not to listen to my own bullshit, you know? Other people shouldn't either!

[ He knows he bullshits! That's the point. ]

Anyways, if it's alright with you, I'd kinda like to eat more than just tomatoes? Or, like, no tomatoes. [ please ] I want to eat something you like to eat~

[sacredchants]

[ awareness is the first step and izumo is here to also understand that he bullshits? because there's no way he says what he says and means it. ]

And what if I like to eat something boring? I like tomatoes.

[ but not enough to have a full bento full of them.... ]

...but fine; I'll make something that doesn't have tomatoes in it next time. Whatever that ends up being.

[suddenlybees]

[ He means maybe 15% of everything he says? There's always a grain of truth in fiction, etc etc ]

Lucky me, I get something to look forward to~ Tomorrow?

[sacredchants]

[ squints at him through a microscope.

and she just...? ]

I guess; fine. Tomorrow.