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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

Jumped off of a building?

[ or. has she? she sounds like she's unsure about this and i'm not going to dig through the manga to prove this one way or another. ]

[suddenlybees]

You've never jumped off a building... how sad for you... We gotta do it right now.

[ Has Kano? idk, but he has now in ic monday ]

[sacredchants]

What?

[ closes all of my eyes and refuses to acknowledge anything. ]

[suddenlybees]

Building jumping. No choice. We gotta.

[ He goes around her and pokes her in the back. Cardori, Izumo is injured-- it's okay. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she'll smack his hand when he pokes her. no touchy! ]

What do you mean "no choice"? There's always a choice.

[suddenlybees]

[ ): ]

You can't just say no to everything... where's the fun in that? What's the point of anything if you never get to jump off buildings?

[sacredchants]

[ >:( ]

There are other things that I can do that aren't jumping off of buildings!

[suddenlybees]

[ ):!!! ]

Like what? Am I invited?

[sacredchants]

[ >:(!!!!! ]

Wha—why would I invite you?

[suddenlybees]

[ )'':!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

I'm not invited?! You're gonna make me cry!!

[sacredchants]

[ shoves! but only in brackets and not really. ]

Crocodile tears. You don't look like you're about to cry.

[suddenlybees]

That's 'cause I'm holding back my tears as best I can. Boo hoo, I'm trying so hard.

[ Kano does not have any sad icons... he does not get sad in the manga, he just goes around looking either stupid or evil /: ]

[sacredchants]

[ sekrlkjlkaje kano are you okay?

but.

.... ]

What are the options again?

[suddenlybees]

[ He is not okay ): He hasn't cried in over ten years and I hope he gets to start now ]

Drinking, gambling, smoking, fighting, or bento.

[sacredchants]

[ UGH. izumo is a good girl so drinking, gambling, and smoking are off of the table. so bento or fighting, huh?

...

boy, sure do hope this won't end the same way the book "if you give a mouse a cookie" ends up. ]

Bento.

[suddenlybees]

[ Can't believe she would pass up a chance to sock Kano in the stomach. There will be plenty other chances for that, though, while bentos are pretty once-in-a-lifetime. ]

Bento on the rooftop it is! I'll make a real cute one~

[sacredchants]

[ she will attack him enough on her own, likely. but wow does she feel instant regret for this? ...not that she didn't expect it, honestly. but. ]

It can be the ugliest bento in the world, I don't care.

[ save her. ]

Just pick a building and if we're still here next week we can meet there.

[suddenlybees]

[ It can be ugly as long as it's edible? She doesn't specify edibility, so Kano just grins at getting this chance. ]

Yay~ It's gotta be the inn! Let's meet again at the inn~ It's a promise!

[sacredchants]

[ past izumo will and has made many mistakes. ]

Yes, yes... It's a promise.

[ she's in full belief that they'll be gone (one way or another) by the next week. so. laughs in poor future izumo. either way, she'll be waving him off with her hand in a sort of "shoo'ing" fashion.

please leave her kano. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano mirrors the shooing motion. He can pretend they're waving goodbye at each other. See you next week (:!! ]