🤖 hansa catch-all

[sacredchants]

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[robopriest]

[Nods!]

Yeah. I overheard one of the other ones talking about how they were going to divide us in teams. Whoever gets the most novas has a wish granted...or something like that.

[sacredchants]

[ wow.

she...hm. ]

And for everyone who isn't able to? Did they mention what happens to them?

[robopriest]

No idea. Maybe they get a consolation prize?

[THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR JOKES, HANSA]

[sacredchants]

[ i.

closes eyes. izumo is not....any better. ]

Like a bar of soap?

[robopriest]

I'd like toothbrushes myself. I didn't see any in our rooms.

/2

[sacredchants]

[ .......

.... ]

[sacredchants]

You're right!

[ OH THAT'S GONNA BE GROSS. ]

There's bound to be a way where we can get one.

[robopriest]

Maybe if we ask our nice masked benefactors for one?

[sacredchants]

Do you think they'll trouble themselves to supply us toothbrushes?

[robopriest]

If they're this disorganized from the start...I give that a solid "maybe not".

[sacredchants]

I wonder how we'll have to solve that.

[ OUR SMOOCHES. ]

[robopriest]

[NASTY, STINKY SMOOCHES]

Maybe we have to do a great toothbrush heist.

[sacredchants]

[ I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SMOOCH KNOWING THERE ARE NON TOOTHBRUSHES.... ]

A heist would imply that we know where we can get them in the first place.

[robopriest]

That's something we just have to find out. Then when we do...heist time.

[sacredchants]

[ i hate how passionate she is about finding toothbrushes. ]

Y, yes! There's no way I'm going to be here for...however long without one.

[robopriest]

...Wow. Passionate about dental hygiene, huh. I guess that's fair.

[sacredchants]

Don't you care? You brought it up!

[ of course now she's hyper aware of it sobs. ]

Imagine being around people who haven't bathed for days or only had dirty clothes to wear... It's disgusting!

[robopriest]

It's pretty disgusting, but we...still have bathrooms? And a change of clothes?

[sacredchants]

But imagine if we didn't!

[ she's talking about hypotheticals!! ]

[robopriest]

Calm down, calm down...its not the end of the world.

[BREATHE, IZUMO]

It would be disgusting, but unless our lodgings got destroyed by a giant bomb the next day, I don't think our places to get clean are going to disappear anytime soon.

[sacredchants]

[ she's breathing!!

but. give her a second to focus on the bigger picture at hand. rip talking about things that are likely important but she'll be able to go back to be on topic soon enough. ]

If they did then I'd take it as a sign of them getting impatient with us gathering the nova.

[robopriest]

[Hmmmm.]

So you'd think it would only be done out of retaliation. But they've been so nice, do you think they'd do a thing like that?

[sacredchants]

[ what. she speaks the truth. ]

Regardless of how nice anyone is to you, it doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives. No one knows what's happening here.

[robopriest]

Oh, I was being sarcastic. Of course. [hansa] You can't always believe someone at their word. You judge them on their actions.

[sacredchants]

Were you?

[ doubt. ]

You can't trust a person's actions either. There are people who are great at putting on an entire show for you to buy into.

[ cynicism, much? ]