🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

What do you mean "how"? It's yours if you want it.

[ Arms come off, sure. Look at his third one. Got twisted off like a chicken wing. ]

[sacredchants]

[ that might be close some of the most cursed content i had to read and imagine in brackets. thanks. ]

I can't take your arm.

[suddenlybees]

[ welcome to next week ('': ]

Ehh, why not? It's a very good arm! I grew it myself!

[sacredchants]

[ STOP......

it looks like it'll have to be the upcoming week because there's no way. ]

You're serious.

[suddenlybees]

Aren't I always serious?

[ Look at him and his perfectly always serious face. Can't miss it when it's like four inches away from hers. ]

[sacredchants]

[ card it's physical affection effects week.... is he really wanting to have his face that close to her's. sounds dangerous. ]

I, I don't know. We've barely met.

[suddenlybees]

[ Naru it's 2am, do you think I remembered about physical affection effects week ]

Aw, what's that matter? You know what they say about first impressions~

[sacredchants]

[ LKJSEKJRW WELL I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU. either way, she's. not gonna get any closer to him...to spare both of us this. ]

No, what do they say about first impressions?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano grins and leans in a little closer, because it is 2am and all care has already gone to bed. ]

To go with them! Believe in your gut feeling!

[ And if your gut is going ugh, then that is the right reaction to have. ]

[sacredchants]

[ her gut reaction is to go UGH but at the same time, she doesn't want to lose to him like this, so she's going to stay her ground. if they're going to play chicken with this then they will.

how much closer is kano gonna get? izumo is gonna call his bluff. ]

Here I thought it was to make a good one.

[suddenlybees]

[ He does not get any closer... but chicken means the onus is on Izumo to make the next advance. ]

Didn't I make a good one? And here I was, thinking I did a lot better than with everybody else!

[sacredchants]

[ card, i'm making you play chicken with me or so help me. also until i get a definitive answer on my plurk, i shall continue to play chicken w/you. ]

If anything you're continuing your bad impression.

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh my god. ]

What? How? I'm offering myself to you!

[ A whole 9% of his body, wow ]

[sacredchants]

[ YOU VOTED YES SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.....

either way, thanks for the comment, she'll be shoving him in the face but also pulling him closer because my votes look bleak. ]

D, don't word it that way!

[suddenlybees]

[ BWAHH-- he gets shoved in the face but that's ineffective when his arm's still connected. ]

Pft, hahaha... Then, how 'bout I give the rest of me to you too?

[sacredchants]

[ THE VOTES WERE "YES". i'm crying card. why. WHY. THIS WASN'T WHAT I WANTED...... ]

I, if you're going to keep saying things like that, you better mean it.

[suddenlybees]

[ me, never trusting other people to vote............... ]

I sure do mean it. Want me to prove it?

[sacredchants]

[ card??? ???? ???

but i guess. let's...go............... closes all of my eyes. ]

Sure, go for it. Show me how much you mean it.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano pops his arm off










jk

Naru I stared out the window and dissociated for literally two minutes.

Kano leans in and places a kiss on Izumo's forehead THIS DOES NOT COUNT ]

[sacredchants]

[ i'm glad.

so glad....i refuse to go down suffering during this adventure which is to also say that i am going to have to decide if i want this to escalate to the point where it would be actually reported or just. leave it as is....... which is to say, uh. (flips a coin.)

she's going to place her free hand on her forehead where he leaned in and kissed her face burning red. ]

Wh, what was that?

[suddenlybees]

[ WHY DIDN'T SHE PULL AWAY?! GIVE HIM HIS ARM BACK!! ]

You asked for it, alright?!

[sacredchants]

[ I FLIPPED A COIN. ]

I didn't ask you to.. [ yeah, she's still holding onto his arm and just yanking on him, apparently. dear god they're like the same size so she's just... up in his space now. ] to—

[ i'm begging. ]

Wh, why my forehead!

[suddenlybees]

Did you want me to kiss somewhere else??

[ THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME HEIGHT SO THE ONLY OTHER PLACE THAT'S RIGHT THERE IS

YOU KNOW

you know..... yeah............ okay

Kano leans forward and kisses Izumo on the lips, bECAUSE SHE INSISTED ]

[sacredchants]

[ i guess it was my turn to look into the great abyss and understand the choices that i took to bring me to this point in time. i must never forget that this happened. for it did. SHE WASN'T INSISTING BUT. this is fine. it's part of the game lore now......

( insert izumo screaming )

thanks for taking her first kiss, kano. now you must take responsibility for it... which also means cue izumo finally letting go of kano's arm and flinging herself backwards just enough to shove him on the ground.

( insert more izumo screaming )

....for a change of pace insert izumo curling up into a ball—now also on the ground—while turning as red as can be because WOW HER FIRST KISS!!!! TERRIBLE. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ They're on the stairs and Kano just fucking falls backwards and tumbles down half a flight of stairs, RIP ]