🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

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[suddenlybees]

[ You're rejecting the wrong word, Izumo, please ]

Then... how 'bout we be... Mister and Missus Kano?

[sacredchants]

[ stop. she's allowed to be an idiot. ]

ABSOLUTELY NOT—!

[suddenlybees]

Alright, alright, Mister and Missus Kamiki it is!

[sacredchants]

Th, th, tha—

[ she sure walked into this one. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ haha, yeah ]

Great! No protests here either! I'm glad it's settled~

[sacredchants]

N, n, no way! I refuse!!

[ i could have been smart but i decided not to. ]

D, d, do you even know what you're saying?

[suddenlybees]

Yep~ I know exactly what I'm saying.

[ Does that make it better or worse ]

[sacredchants]

[ worse. much worse???

??? ]

[suddenlybees]

...don't just make that face and say nothing...

[sacredchants]

W, w, what am I supposed to say?!

[ shuts all of my eyes. i've made this mistake. ]

[suddenlybees]

Say yes!

[sacredchants]

No!!

[suddenlybees]

You can't just veto everything that I put out... c'mon, you gotta suggest things too! I want to veto too!

[sacredchants]

F, fine....

[ even though she's almost certain that he won't veto anything she suggests. ]

Secrets.

[suddenlybees]

Mister and Missus Secrets.

[ makes less sense than brazen, and sounds coolers too. all mysterious and everything. we can't have that. ]

I dunno... I mean, like, I know about myself, but do you have enough secrets to live up to the name?

[sacredchants]

[ oh? maybe he will reject after all?? ]

Well, how well do you think you know me? I'm not someone who goes blabbing just anything.

[suddenlybees]

Not at all! So, how 'bout you tell me all your secrets and I'll see if you live up to the name? C'mon. Spill the beans.

[sacredchants]

[ ...... ]

That's not how it works.

[suddenlybees]

Then... you can tell me your secrets one at a time and I'll stop you when you hit the minimum criteria.

[sacredchants]

And what's the minimum criteria in the first place?

[suddenlybees]

Fifty seven.

[sacredchants]

[ fift.......y seven. ]

You just came up with that number on the spot!

[suddenlybees]

Wow! Did not! I'll have you know that I have a hundred and sixty two secrets and counting!

[ He is very exact with his numbers, how could they be made up ]

[sacredchants]

[ she's calling bs on the whole thing. absolutely no way. ]

Alright, what's one of them then?

[suddenlybees]

I have three nipples. Wanna see?