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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

[ that's fine. it'll be a battle of attrition. ]

I like them just fine, but I was thinking that you should have some more.

Growing boys need lots of food and all of that, right?

[suddenlybees]

Wow! You really just went there!!

[ Stop it! His height is a sensitive subject!! ]

[sacredchants]

[ sounds like a personal problem. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just looking out for you.

[suddenlybees]

[ huffs ]

Then... Feed me again, sometime.

[sacredchants]

Don't say it weirdly.

[ ..... ]

...but fine. I'll get to pick and you'll just have to deal with it.

[suddenlybees]

Aw, a meal thought up and cooked just for me? How can I refuse?

[ How nice and thoughtful (: ]

[sacredchants]

[ closes eyes.

i'm glad she gets herself into these things. ]

It'll be a bento of tomatoes served five ways.

[suddenlybees]

Raw, fried, roasted, baked and... ketchup?

[sacredchants]

....k, ketchup?! I wouldn't serve you just ketchup!

[suddenlybees]

It's not just ketchup! It's ketchup on raw, fried, roasted, and baked tomatoes!

[ Compared to everything else, ketchup has so much more going for it. The food of the gods. ]

[sacredchants]

As if I'd make something like that.

[suddenlybees]

There's only so many ways you can prepared tomatoes, you know? How would you do it?

[ She would have to eat the tomatoes too, it can't just be him. ]

[sacredchants]

Raw, fried, roasted, baked, and use it as a sauce.

[ don't you dare say that ketchup is a sauce WHEN IT'S A CONDIMENT. but bold of him to think that she would find that a bad thing. ]

[suddenlybees]

Ketchup is a sauce.

[ IT IS, THOUGH ]

[sacredchants]

Ketchup is not a sauce!

[ IT'S A CONDIMENT. ]

[suddenlybees]

You, like, drizzle it over things! It's a sauce!

[sacredchants]

It's a condiment. You add it to the food for extra flavoring. It's not part of any dish.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, it is! You ever had, like, fried ketchup chicken? With pineapples!

[sacredchants]

Fried ketchup chicken?

[ ?????

IS THIS REAL FOOD CARD?? ]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah! With pineapples!

[ IT'S A REAL FOOD........ IN MY HOUSEHOLD.................... me trying to remember my favorite childhood foods and it's just like this. Battered chicken chunks fried with ketchup, soy sauce, brown sugar, and pineapples on the side bc it was the only way I could eat pineapples since I can't eat them raw. I think it was supposed to be some approximation of sweet and sour chicken.

My second favorite food was fish aspic. ]

[sacredchants]

[ i.

this cardori lore??? though i'm curious to make it myself and see what it tastes like but at the same time i'm worried this means a whole human. ]

Why the pinapples?

[suddenlybees]

[ a whole what???? ]

For a well balanced diet.

[ Serve it over rice and it has every food group ]

[sacredchants]

[ AS A WHOLE HUMAN.... and it seems to be missing veg??? KETCHUP DOES NOT COUNT AS A VEG. ]

I don't think that counts.

[suddenlybees]

[ I've opened and closed this tag so many times tonight, you don't even know, Naru ]

I'm not getting into the whole "tomatoes are a fruit" discourse with you. It counts.

[sacredchants]

[ i hope you keep opening this tag and closing it every time i reply to it. ]

Tomatoes are fine. This is ketchup.