🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

[ CAN KANO TAKE HER KIMONO WHEN THIS THREAD IS OVER IF NOBODY HAS ALREADY................... he'll stash it in his room and Izumo never needs to know ]

Haha...

[ He can't help but laugh, letting his arm go limp.

Mother indignantly said it was "a useless thing" and threw it into the bin. This was the first time I realized - the ones that did not follow the rules, the things that did could not be used were considered "useless." From what I could gather, "useless things" and "me" were very similar. ]

Sorry, sorry~ It's hard not to compare, you know? I don't think it's useless at all.

[sacredchants]

[ NO............ HE CANNOT. if it pops up later in a mod announcement, he can grab it then, but not before!! that aside, kano's limp arm takes her by surprise but she doesn't let go of him. could be trick even what he responds with is...

something. ]

Wha... Have some self respect! [ pot and kettle? ] People aren't that easily discarded.

[ hmm. ]

Is there something else I can do so you can forget about it?

[suddenlybees]

[ me, shaking the mods to have everything spewed up out of the river,

Anyways, Kano has zero self respect and he's been thrown away so many times, it doesn't even matter. ]

Sure, sure...

[ hmm. ]

Can you do the thing where you stand on your head and spin?

[sacredchants]

[ look, she can't even come close to commenting on what she just said or his response to it because. wow look at this pot and kettle looking at one another, probably.

which is great because she's just going to blink a few times because. excuse you? ]

Stand on my head and spin?

[suddenlybees]

[ yeah.... yeah. ]

Yeah. Stand on your head and spin. That would absolutely make me forget about it.

[sacredchants]

[ give her a moment mentally visualize what this is supposed to look like and.

.....


......... ]

I can't do something like that.

[suddenlybees]

[ The one and only thing that would make Kano forget and she can't do it ): ]

Can you stand on your head? I can spin you.

[sacredchants]

[ SHE'S INJURED YOU BULLY?? ]

I've never tried...

[suddenlybees]

[ YEAH????? ]

Here's a good a place as any to try, right? Ground is soft, and I won't let you fall over!

[sacredchants]

[ .....

.... ]

Give me something else.

[suddenlybees]

[ places a hand over his heart ]

There's nothing else. This is the only thing that'll do it.

[sacredchants]

I don't care—give me something else.

[ she can...mildly see right through this act. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ that should not be "mildly," girl, please, ]

What about the worm?

[sacredchants]

[ i was being generous with my assumptions!!! ]

The worm?

[suddenlybees]

The worm! Here, here, I'll show you~ You gotta, like, lie down on your stomach first...

[ stop Kano from teaching Izumo the worm ]

[sacredchants]

[ nope.

she's gonna watch him do the worm before her eyes. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano drank the blood tea... There is nothing he wouldn't do and I hate that.

So he's going to lie down flat on the ground. But also turn and go ??? at Izumo not joining him? you can observe the worm from all the way up there? he pats the ground next to him. ]

[sacredchants]

[ perish.

...i was going to leave it at that and i should really leave it at that but i won't because i'm kind. or something. either way, izumo is going to look at kano patting the ground and...

is he really?



....fine. she'll get onto her knees next to him but that's about it. she's fine to observe from this distance. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Should've just let him perish.

Kano does the worm.

I'm too tired to describe anything. It's the worm. It's pretty bad. ]

...Hajime did this a lot better. I think maybe it has to be on a roof?

[sacredchants]

[ yeah.

she's. witnessing him doing the worm poorly and boy. she is not interested in copying that by any means. HER INJURIES YOU MONSTER. but she also isn't pointing them out so whatever. ]

Why a roof?

[suddenlybees]

[ IF SHE CAN YEET A WHOLE KIMONO SHE CAN DO THE WORM

Demonstration mercifully done, Kano flips over onto his back so he can sprawl out there and look up at Izumo sitting next to him. At least she humored him this much, a miracle. ]

Roofs are kinda like a special place? Like, far removed from everything else, or something like that? You're a student, right? You go to school?

[sacredchants]

[ THROWING SOMETHING AND DOING THE WORM ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. ]

I do. [ she says it in a kind of dismissive fashion. ] I haven't considered going onto the roof for that kind of thing, though.

[ she'll scoot a bit to the side to give kano more room to sprawl out on the ground if he wishes as she imagines doing the worm on her school's roof.... and. nope. ]

Especially to do that.

[suddenlybees]

[ Are they? ]

But you do other things, right? Like, hm... eat bentos with friends, or smoke and gamble, or hold secret meetings? The sorta stuff you see in anime!

[sacredchants]

[ they are!!! ]

You've been watching one too animes then. I don't do any of those things.

[suddenlybees]

Whaaaaaaaaat?! You're missing out! I've, like, done none of those things either, but we have all these roofs around here! So we gotta! Choose one.

[ Smoking or gambling, which do you want to do ]