🤖 hansa catch-all

[sacredchants]

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[robopriest]

Hm?

[He's just scrolling away with one hand - it seems that him and devices like this go together like bread and butter. Hansa stops, glancing up at the girl with a light smile.]

Its something to do. Sort of need to put my thoughts together after that whole little presentation.

[sacredchants]

[ she's not offering the same but she's not scowling...just looking at him impassively. judging, perhaps? ]

It was a lot to take in, wasn't it? How much of it do you believe?

[robopriest]

Not much, I think. Well, it could be true, but the fact that so much is still vague and kept from us, makes me think that the truth is pretty far away from whatever stuff about "nova" they keep pushing.

[A short huff.]

You've never heard of this nova thing before, have you?

[sacredchants]

[ she'll take that in stride with a nod. okay. here's someone who isn't buying into the information straight away. that's a promising sign for things to come...probably. ]

No, I haven't heard about it before.

[ hmm. ]

Well, I've heard of supernovas, but those are just stars after they've blown up.

[robopriest]

Supernovas...yeah, I've heard about that too. No connection to memories or worlds and stuff as far as I know.

[Just collect supernovas to unlock worlds, kids! This isn't Super Mario Galaxy.]

And then this competition thing. As if being allowed to go back home or saving the universe wasn't enough.

[sacredchants]

[ wait.

what? ]

Competition thing? I hadn't heard of that part.

[robopriest]

[Nods!]

Yeah. I overheard one of the other ones talking about how they were going to divide us in teams. Whoever gets the most novas has a wish granted...or something like that.

[sacredchants]

[ wow.

she...hm. ]

And for everyone who isn't able to? Did they mention what happens to them?

[robopriest]

No idea. Maybe they get a consolation prize?

[THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR JOKES, HANSA]

[sacredchants]

[ i.

closes eyes. izumo is not....any better. ]

Like a bar of soap?

[robopriest]

I'd like toothbrushes myself. I didn't see any in our rooms.

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[sacredchants]

[ .......

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[sacredchants]

You're right!

[ OH THAT'S GONNA BE GROSS. ]

There's bound to be a way where we can get one.

[robopriest]

Maybe if we ask our nice masked benefactors for one?

[sacredchants]

Do you think they'll trouble themselves to supply us toothbrushes?

[robopriest]

If they're this disorganized from the start...I give that a solid "maybe not".

[sacredchants]

I wonder how we'll have to solve that.

[ OUR SMOOCHES. ]

[robopriest]

[NASTY, STINKY SMOOCHES]

Maybe we have to do a great toothbrush heist.

[sacredchants]

[ I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SMOOCH KNOWING THERE ARE NON TOOTHBRUSHES.... ]

A heist would imply that we know where we can get them in the first place.

[robopriest]

That's something we just have to find out. Then when we do...heist time.

[sacredchants]

[ i hate how passionate she is about finding toothbrushes. ]

Y, yes! There's no way I'm going to be here for...however long without one.

[robopriest]

...Wow. Passionate about dental hygiene, huh. I guess that's fair.

[sacredchants]

Don't you care? You brought it up!

[ of course now she's hyper aware of it sobs. ]

Imagine being around people who haven't bathed for days or only had dirty clothes to wear... It's disgusting!

[robopriest]

It's pretty disgusting, but we...still have bathrooms? And a change of clothes?

[sacredchants]

But imagine if we didn't!

[ she's talking about hypotheticals!! ]