🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

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What's wrong with just being ourselves?

[suddenlybees]

Mm... What if I don't like who my "self" is, so I'd rather be something with you?

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[ ..... ]


Why me specifically?

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[ ... ]

Isn't it 'cause it's you?

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[ ....




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Th, that answers nothing!

[ and i guess needs to be that way until......later. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ haha ]

'course it does? How am I supposed to pick out bits and pieces when it's the entire thing?

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[ we're going to ignore that, great thanks. ]

Fine.

[ um. ]

We can...something. [ quickly: ] N, nothing weird though!

[suddenlybees]

Wow, there goes all my suggestions if we're not allowed anything weird! WHat do you think we should be, then?

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[ ...... ]

I don't know. I'm bad at these things.

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Mister and Missus Brazen.

[ This feels like a step down from King and Queen ]

[sacredchants]

Pick a different adjective.

[ it is but why does izumo has to be "brazen". ]

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Mister and Missus Impudence.

[ It's because she is the most brazen ]

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[ SHE KNOWS SHAME. but also just.




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I didn't mean a synonym.

[suddenlybees]

[ You're rejecting the wrong word, Izumo, please ]

Then... how 'bout we be... Mister and Missus Kano?

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[ stop. she's allowed to be an idiot. ]

ABSOLUTELY NOT—!

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Alright, alright, Mister and Missus Kamiki it is!

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Th, th, tha—

[ she sure walked into this one. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ haha, yeah ]

Great! No protests here either! I'm glad it's settled~

[sacredchants]

N, n, no way! I refuse!!

[ i could have been smart but i decided not to. ]

D, d, do you even know what you're saying?

[suddenlybees]

Yep~ I know exactly what I'm saying.

[ Does that make it better or worse ]

[sacredchants]

[ worse. much worse???

??? ]

[suddenlybees]

...don't just make that face and say nothing...

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W, w, what am I supposed to say?!

[ shuts all of my eyes. i've made this mistake. ]

[suddenlybees]

Say yes!

[sacredchants]

No!!