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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

It is. It's the worst, but sometimes that's what you get.

[suddenlybees]

...Who left you behind?

[sacredchants]

No one. [ firmly and with a beat. ] And even if someone did, it's not your concern.

[suddenlybees]

[ Ooh, crossed a line. He withdraws his feet back. ]

It's none of my business, anyways. But I can't be concerned?

[sacredchants]

Don't.

You don't need to be concerned about me.

[suddenlybees]

I don't need to, but I can be. Your words are full of holes, Izumo~

[sacredchants]

W, well, still don't. Whatever's my business is mine alone.

[suddenlybees]

[ He'd be a hypocrite if he argued this, huh ]

Okay, okay, okay~ But if you ever need, like, a vacation away from that business, I can make that my business, yeah?

[sacredchants]

[ a complete one. ]

Whatever. I can't control what you do.

[suddenlybees]

[ Yeah, she can't. He steals an omelet roll from her bento box. ]

[sacredchants]

[ ...

starts putting tomatoes into his box. ]

[suddenlybees]

Eh. Wait, no.

[ Let him chose what he steals!! ]

[sacredchants]

[ putting a tomato right. on. top. of the omelet roll. ]

Hm? What is it?

[suddenlybees]

Do you not like tomatoes? They're good for you. Eat your veggies.

[ Don't push them all on him?? He places it back in her box. ]

[sacredchants]

[ that's fine. it'll be a battle of attrition. ]

I like them just fine, but I was thinking that you should have some more.

Growing boys need lots of food and all of that, right?

[suddenlybees]

Wow! You really just went there!!

[ Stop it! His height is a sensitive subject!! ]

[sacredchants]

[ sounds like a personal problem. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just looking out for you.

[suddenlybees]

[ huffs ]

Then... Feed me again, sometime.

[sacredchants]

Don't say it weirdly.

[ ..... ]

...but fine. I'll get to pick and you'll just have to deal with it.

[suddenlybees]

Aw, a meal thought up and cooked just for me? How can I refuse?

[ How nice and thoughtful (: ]

[sacredchants]

[ closes eyes.

i'm glad she gets herself into these things. ]

It'll be a bento of tomatoes served five ways.

[suddenlybees]

Raw, fried, roasted, baked and... ketchup?

[sacredchants]

....k, ketchup?! I wouldn't serve you just ketchup!

[suddenlybees]

It's not just ketchup! It's ketchup on raw, fried, roasted, and baked tomatoes!

[ Compared to everything else, ketchup has so much more going for it. The food of the gods. ]

[sacredchants]

As if I'd make something like that.