🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

Uh. Sure, yeah.

[ Is she asking if he's a masochist

what if he just says yes ]

[sacredchants]

[ that's exactly what she's asking and now... ]

Get someone else to hit you.

[suddenlybees]

Aw, you're telling me to go piss other people off? Alright... fine...

[ He will go piss off everybody in thus game and it's because Izumo gave her blessings ]

[sacredchants]

H, hey! You better not pass the blame onto me if they get mad.

[ her mom was a shrine maiden/priestess but not that kind of shrine maiden/priestess!! ]

[suddenlybees]

[ It's very hard not to laugh at that, but he breaks into a grin anyways ]

Aw, what's that? You don't want to take responsibility for me?

[sacredchants]

[ she sets herself up for some things. ]

Why is that even a question? Of course I don't.

[suddenlybees]

Hmm, I dunno... Guess I should've known, huh? Sometimes, instead of taking responsibility, it's easier to toss things aside and walk away.

[ That said, he rolls up his sleeves and starts taking off his boots so he can go river diving. Naru I need to know the fate of Izumo's kimono, is she going to take it back, what happened to it ]

[sacredchants]

[ I DON'T KNOW. I THREW IT INTO THE RIVER AND LET THE MODS KNOW ON THE ITEMS PAGE........

which is to say that izumo is going to reach out and grab a hold onto his arm because hello?? you're not allowed to dive in after her things!!! ]

You and...that are entirely different things! Don't compare yourself to something as useless as that.

[suddenlybees]

[ CAN KANO TAKE HER KIMONO WHEN THIS THREAD IS OVER IF NOBODY HAS ALREADY................... he'll stash it in his room and Izumo never needs to know ]

Haha...

[ He can't help but laugh, letting his arm go limp.

Mother indignantly said it was "a useless thing" and threw it into the bin. This was the first time I realized - the ones that did not follow the rules, the things that did could not be used were considered "useless." From what I could gather, "useless things" and "me" were very similar. ]

Sorry, sorry~ It's hard not to compare, you know? I don't think it's useless at all.

[sacredchants]

[ NO............ HE CANNOT. if it pops up later in a mod announcement, he can grab it then, but not before!! that aside, kano's limp arm takes her by surprise but she doesn't let go of him. could be trick even what he responds with is...

something. ]

Wha... Have some self respect! [ pot and kettle? ] People aren't that easily discarded.

[ hmm. ]

Is there something else I can do so you can forget about it?

[suddenlybees]

[ me, shaking the mods to have everything spewed up out of the river,

Anyways, Kano has zero self respect and he's been thrown away so many times, it doesn't even matter. ]

Sure, sure...

[ hmm. ]

Can you do the thing where you stand on your head and spin?

[sacredchants]

[ look, she can't even come close to commenting on what she just said or his response to it because. wow look at this pot and kettle looking at one another, probably.

which is great because she's just going to blink a few times because. excuse you? ]

Stand on my head and spin?

[suddenlybees]

[ yeah.... yeah. ]

Yeah. Stand on your head and spin. That would absolutely make me forget about it.

[sacredchants]

[ give her a moment mentally visualize what this is supposed to look like and.

.....


......... ]

I can't do something like that.

[suddenlybees]

[ The one and only thing that would make Kano forget and she can't do it ): ]

Can you stand on your head? I can spin you.

[sacredchants]

[ SHE'S INJURED YOU BULLY?? ]

I've never tried...

[suddenlybees]

[ YEAH????? ]

Here's a good a place as any to try, right? Ground is soft, and I won't let you fall over!

[sacredchants]

[ .....

.... ]

Give me something else.

[suddenlybees]

[ places a hand over his heart ]

There's nothing else. This is the only thing that'll do it.

[sacredchants]

I don't care—give me something else.

[ she can...mildly see right through this act. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ that should not be "mildly," girl, please, ]

What about the worm?

[sacredchants]

[ i was being generous with my assumptions!!! ]

The worm?

[suddenlybees]

The worm! Here, here, I'll show you~ You gotta, like, lie down on your stomach first...

[ stop Kano from teaching Izumo the worm ]

[sacredchants]

[ nope.

she's gonna watch him do the worm before her eyes. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano drank the blood tea... There is nothing he wouldn't do and I hate that.

So he's going to lie down flat on the ground. But also turn and go ??? at Izumo not joining him? you can observe the worm from all the way up there? he pats the ground next to him. ]