🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[sacredchants]

[ HE MUST. and i'm too lazy to look it up. also please kano, don't point these things out to her. she's complicated because she's izumo. she can't be simple or easy. ]

Well, I didn't want to burn it and cause a scene, but now it looks like it won't matter what I do.

[suddenlybees]

[ She just wants it to go poof from existence?? Then just let Kano have it and play pretend. ]

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what you do. So that's how it is! Look, I'll, like, give you something in exchange and we can call it even!

[sacredchants]

[ she doesn't always do a good job at pretending!!!! ]

Give me something?

[ HOW DOES THIS HELP? ]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah. For the kimono.

[ Then they can call it even and she can stop nagging! and maybe give his arm back. Heck, he will give her the arm, either the one attached or the one not. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she wouldn't have a need to nag if he just let sleeping dogs lie!!!! but. please.... she doesn't need an arm but he should totally try to give it to her. ]

Like what?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano points at the arm Izumo is holding onto. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she'll look at his arm....

... ]

How?

[ DOES IT COME OFF? ]

[suddenlybees]

What do you mean "how"? It's yours if you want it.

[ Arms come off, sure. Look at his third one. Got twisted off like a chicken wing. ]

[sacredchants]

[ that might be close some of the most cursed content i had to read and imagine in brackets. thanks. ]

I can't take your arm.

[suddenlybees]

[ welcome to next week ('': ]

Ehh, why not? It's a very good arm! I grew it myself!

[sacredchants]

[ STOP......

it looks like it'll have to be the upcoming week because there's no way. ]

You're serious.

[suddenlybees]

Aren't I always serious?

[ Look at him and his perfectly always serious face. Can't miss it when it's like four inches away from hers. ]

[sacredchants]

[ card it's physical affection effects week.... is he really wanting to have his face that close to her's. sounds dangerous. ]

I, I don't know. We've barely met.

[suddenlybees]

[ Naru it's 2am, do you think I remembered about physical affection effects week ]

Aw, what's that matter? You know what they say about first impressions~

[sacredchants]

[ LKJSEKJRW WELL I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU. either way, she's. not gonna get any closer to him...to spare both of us this. ]

No, what do they say about first impressions?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano grins and leans in a little closer, because it is 2am and all care has already gone to bed. ]

To go with them! Believe in your gut feeling!

[ And if your gut is going ugh, then that is the right reaction to have. ]

[sacredchants]

[ her gut reaction is to go UGH but at the same time, she doesn't want to lose to him like this, so she's going to stay her ground. if they're going to play chicken with this then they will.

how much closer is kano gonna get? izumo is gonna call his bluff. ]

Here I thought it was to make a good one.

[suddenlybees]

[ He does not get any closer... but chicken means the onus is on Izumo to make the next advance. ]

Didn't I make a good one? And here I was, thinking I did a lot better than with everybody else!

[sacredchants]

[ card, i'm making you play chicken with me or so help me. also until i get a definitive answer on my plurk, i shall continue to play chicken w/you. ]

If anything you're continuing your bad impression.

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh my god. ]

What? How? I'm offering myself to you!

[ A whole 9% of his body, wow ]

[sacredchants]

[ YOU VOTED YES SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.....

either way, thanks for the comment, she'll be shoving him in the face but also pulling him closer because my votes look bleak. ]

D, don't word it that way!

[suddenlybees]

[ BWAHH-- he gets shoved in the face but that's ineffective when his arm's still connected. ]

Pft, hahaha... Then, how 'bout I give the rest of me to you too?

[sacredchants]

[ THE VOTES WERE "YES". i'm crying card. why. WHY. THIS WASN'T WHAT I WANTED...... ]

I, if you're going to keep saying things like that, you better mean it.

[suddenlybees]

[ me, never trusting other people to vote............... ]

I sure do mean it. Want me to prove it?

[sacredchants]

[ card??? ???? ???

but i guess. let's...go............... closes all of my eyes. ]

Sure, go for it. Show me how much you mean it.