sacredchants | 🐝 kano catch-all

[ This feels like the sort of word that if Kano ever uses people are going to stare at him like he's sprouted three heads. Bad. It feels like the wind's been taken out of his sails already, he wants the wowee energy back. ]

Heh... It sure works like a charm, doesn't it? Evening calm. Wow. Yikes.

[ if he does, i need to see it. kano, man of strange words, suddenly—evening calm. ]

It's kind of the point.

[ hmm. ]

I guess someone like you wouldn't appreciate something like that.

"Someone like me," huh? Yeah, you're probably right! It's not like I don't appreciate it, but, like, when would I ever need to calm down?

[ He carries this frenetic energy for a reason!! It exhausts everybody and doubly himself but there's a reason!!! He can't just evening calm down. ]

Same goes for you? Like, if you're upset, isn't it good enough to yell? If you're angry, go ahead and punch.

Maybe you don't want to die an early death due to always being on the go.

[ something something heartbeats or whatever. that said—is he really telling her to smack him? not that she's above it but. ]

...and who says I wouldn't?

Maybe I do~

[ Maybe it's inevitable. Maybe he's already past due. Maybe... whatever. ]

I piss you off, right? So, like, if I ever make you mad enough to hit me, there's no need to hold back. You'll feel better after, too.

[ wha.

now that's something that takes her completely off guard. wow!!! excuse you!!! she mildly wishes that she could refute the fact that he calls her out for how he pisses her off. (not that it's hard to notice.)

it's just. hello? ]

What?

[ Kano pisses everybody off. Everybody wants to punch him in the face. He is very aware of all these things. ]

I'm saying, you don't have to hold back, 'cause it's just me.

[ he may be aware of it all and what better way to actively deflect on this than to.

well. ]

Is this some sort of thing you're into?

Uh. Sure, yeah.

[ Is she asking if he's a masochist

what if he just says yes ]

[ that's exactly what she's asking and now... ]

Get someone else to hit you.

Aw, you're telling me to go piss other people off? Alright... fine...

[ He will go piss off everybody in thus game and it's because Izumo gave her blessings ]

H, hey! You better not pass the blame onto me if they get mad.

[ her mom was a shrine maiden/priestess but not that kind of shrine maiden/priestess!! ]

[ It's very hard not to laugh at that, but he breaks into a grin anyways ]

Aw, what's that? You don't want to take responsibility for me?

[ she sets herself up for some things. ]

Why is that even a question? Of course I don't.

Hmm, I dunno... Guess I should've known, huh? Sometimes, instead of taking responsibility, it's easier to toss things aside and walk away.

[ That said, he rolls up his sleeves and starts taking off his boots so he can go river diving. Naru I need to know the fate of Izumo's kimono, is she going to take it back, what happened to it ]

[ I DON'T KNOW. I THREW IT INTO THE RIVER AND LET THE MODS KNOW ON THE ITEMS PAGE........

which is to say that izumo is going to reach out and grab a hold onto his arm because hello?? you're not allowed to dive in after her things!!! ]

You and...that are entirely different things! Don't compare yourself to something as useless as that.

[ CAN KANO TAKE HER KIMONO WHEN THIS THREAD IS OVER IF NOBODY HAS ALREADY................... he'll stash it in his room and Izumo never needs to know ]

Haha...

[ He can't help but laugh, letting his arm go limp.

Mother indignantly said it was "a useless thing" and threw it into the bin. This was the first time I realized - the ones that did not follow the rules, the things that did could not be used were considered "useless." From what I could gather, "useless things" and "me" were very similar. ]

Sorry, sorry~ It's hard not to compare, you know? I don't think it's useless at all.

[ NO............ HE CANNOT. if it pops up later in a mod announcement, he can grab it then, but not before!! that aside, kano's limp arm takes her by surprise but she doesn't let go of him. could be trick even what he responds with is...

something. ]

Wha... Have some self respect! [ pot and kettle? ] People aren't that easily discarded.

[ hmm. ]

Is there something else I can do so you can forget about it?

[ me, shaking the mods to have everything spewed up out of the river,

Anyways, Kano has zero self respect and he's been thrown away so many times, it doesn't even matter. ]

Sure, sure...

[ hmm. ]

Can you do the thing where you stand on your head and spin?

[ look, she can't even come close to commenting on what she just said or his response to it because. wow look at this pot and kettle looking at one another, probably.

which is great because she's just going to blink a few times because. excuse you? ]

Stand on my head and spin?

[ yeah.... yeah. ]

Yeah. Stand on your head and spin. That would absolutely make me forget about it.

[ give her a moment mentally visualize what this is supposed to look like and.

.....

......... ]

I can't do something like that.

[ The one and only thing that would make Kano forget and she can't do it ): ]

Can you stand on your head? I can spin you.

[ SHE'S INJURED YOU BULLY?? ]

I've never tried...

[ YEAH????? ]

Here's a good a place as any to try, right? Ground is soft, and I won't let you fall over!

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