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Ooh, I get to eat your cooking too?! Yay~!

[ He punches the air, very excited like. Here he was thinking he'd have to do the cooking but this is even better ]

[ NO. SHE THOUGHT HE HAD ALREADY ASSUMED SHE WAS.

now it looks like she's being extra nice lskjlkjawe....

SHE PUNKED HERSELF. ]

[ (:!!!!!!!

Kano very happily skips all the way to the inn kitchen, they're going to use the real one with actual cooking supplies that aren't frozen astronaut paste. ]

[ NO. NOOOO.......

while he skips she's just going to be, rather regretfully, thinking of things she can make for the two of them that take zero effort because that's the last thing she needs to do on top of this.

also how are they going to survive this without the company of their partners? extended internal screaming. ]

[ Their partners will just have to stand guard outside the building for their sakes. Good thing this is not Friday when Kano will be perishing because of partner effects.

Cooking at least isn't terrible? He sets the daikon and a grater down on the counter before setting off to find other ingredients, because presumably the daikon is Izumo's job since she chose it. Scallions, shiitake mushrooms, dried shrimp, rice flour, oyster sauce, soy sauce, sugar, salt, white pepper...

There is no zero effort method. ]

[ I COME BACK AND READ THIS THREAD A DAY LATER AND IT AGES ME...

cooking is indeed not terrible and she enjoys it on some base level as it gives her something to do that feels productive. honestly, she's a bit surprised that kano is helping her with the ingredients. she half expected him to sit there and watch.

...half-hearted attempts at everything aside. progress is still progress. anyway, guess she's making from daikon fritters. ]

[ Yeah, he would have just sat there and watched, but also, he wants to eat tasty turnip cake, they're going to make this that I've been craving all week now but it also takes like two hours and a half hours to make, so, haha.

At least he can do other things while she makes them. idk what else goes in bentos, he can steam rice and make those rolled up egg things and that really lame salad that's like three leaves of lettuce with a singular cherry tomato on top. Can Kano cook? Canon says yes. He just hasn't bothered at all for the past two weeks here because there's always somebody else to cook and for him to mooch off, and if there's nobody and nothing, he just doesn't eat. ]

[ CLOSES MY EYES....

i guess they can make something that takes two hour fucking hours and izumo can be melting into the floor afterwards as she will desperately need to get back to her partner. and i'm aged so much by reading all of this card. so aged. but yes.... while she makes these turnip cakes kano can show her that he can be a good boy.

and it will surprise her because wow??? WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN?? WHY MUST YOU BE A GREMLIN??? ]

[ canon reasons u_u

Anyways, it's two and a half hours later!! Way past dinner time and Kano has eaten all but the two salad tomatoes while he was waiting for everything else to be finished. ]

Whew, it's finally done! I was thinking, like, maybe we can go to the planetarium to eat?

[ what is the point of making a bento if he has eaten nearly all of the side dishes?? oh well, it's not like she's going to complain too much. if anything she's just slightly wilting slowly from the side effect from the weekly effect. ]

The planetarium?

[ not that she's complaining but— ]

Isn't that a bit of a dark place to eat?

[ Kano has not seen Hikaru since Monday and also wants to die, but what's new? This is nothing abnormal, and he gets! to hang out! with Izumo!! ]

Aw, are you forgetting the other half of our promise? I'm kinda hurt, you know?

[ i'm in tears... i can't say who deserves what more anymore. ]

I, I didn't forget! I was just surprised by the location.

[ (she really. i, naru, forgot.) ]

But fine. If that's where you want to go then we can.

[ If that's what he wants, huh? Haha. Anyways, I'm glad, because I asked the mods yesterday and

When they get to the planetarium, Kano sneaks a hand inside the bento box and plops a slice of turnip cake on the ground to summon Swan to teleport them onto the roof. Mods said yes. This is how it happens. ]

[ i....

well. yes. this is exactly what happens and boy!!! while izumo is not a complete stranger to teleportation. SHE SURE WISHES SHE COULD HAVE AN ADVANCE NOTICE. ]

[ No advance notice! Swan deposits them right on the very edge of the roof and disappears (: ]

[ THANKS?? SWAN????

she has no idea if she likes them or not now. ]

W, was that necessary? You could have given me a warning at least!

[ Wow, Swan is great. Almost killed Kano and he returned the favor and now he owes them one again. ]

Haha~ It's fine, it's fine! It's all part of the setting, see? Now we've got dokis!

[ sure the view is nice but she's too caught up in the SUDDENLY WE'RE ON THE ROOF??? ]

D, dokis? [ hm. ] I, if you're looking for dokis...

[ actually how about we just not talk about that at all. ]

After all of your eating, do you even still have room for what I made?

[ They can't play out the anime scenario of rooftop bentos without a nice breeze and some dokis! Speaking of, Kano's going to plop down and take a seat before the wind blows him off the roof, scooting forward so that his legs dangle off the edge of the roof and he can look over the entire town, bento box in his lap for easy dropping grains of rice onto people's heads if anybody walks by and he can get the timing right. ]

Sure I do. Food's tastier when it's made by somebody else, right? You should try my tomatoes too!

[ And all the other stuff, but. Tomatoes. ]

[ izumo could have been fine without feeling like she's in an anime more so than she is, but here she is and she's not going to complain much more. she'll take a seat next to him, but not dangle her legs, thank you! ]

If you didn't want them, why did you pack them?

[ which is to say, fine, she'll take the tomatoes.... ]

Swan doesn't believe they're poisonous.

[ What does that have to do with anything. Anyways, bentos need veggies and daikon doesn't count when it's fried up with all savory stuff. I want turnip cake so bad... Me living vicariously through Kano isn't the same. ]

[ card...... ]

And we're just going to keep trusting them that they're not feeding us anything that might eventually kill us.

[ she says, of course, having cooked with the food that has been provided to them. but whatever... they can just eat in peace before apparently that whole fuckin trial happens and shit goes Terrible. ]

Well, yeah! Starving is no way to die- you might as well eat something tasty when the end result is the same anyways.

[ We're all going to die! There is no optimism here, at this point in the game. ]

[ BRACKETS THAT HAVE AGED POORLY.... A THREAD. ]

I guess so.

[ i was gonna write something about a last meal but then i realized that would be not a place i want to go. ]

Though, I bet there are some people who might make something that would kill a person than be tasty.

[ He would be less surprised about poisoned food than he would be at tasty meals, yeah. People had brought him plenty of "last meals" but it still isn't really what he wanted. ]

I guess it wouldn't be so bad a way to die? Getting to share a meal with somebody you... It's comfortable, right?

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