🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

Izumo...

[ He wants to place a thousand hands on her shoulders but he does not. ]

That's called sarcasm. Also very normal.

[sacredchants]

[ close my eyes.

why did she even attempt this. anyway, she'll give him this look. she knows what sarcasm is!!!! ]

I was being very honest about how nice the Realm is. There would never be a reason for me to say things against it.

[suddenlybees]

[ Bullshit, the Realm sucks. Kano squints back at her. ]

You're cursed to say good things about the Realm. And other people. Even if it's a barefaced lie.

[sacredchants]

Bingo!

[ congrats. he was not hopeless. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Yay. Kano has braincells he chooses not to use, which is a blessing for me. ]

Haha, yikes. What a terrible curse~ I'd just never say anything, ever! So, who'd you piss off?

[sacredchants]

[ i'm suffering card. ]

I don't know! [ a beat because— ] A, and why would you think it's because of that?

[suddenlybees]

[ I'm glad Izumo got this curse and not Kano. Imagine having to say nice things about people, terrible. ]

Because doesn't it just seem too targeted? Somebody's gotta have it out for you!

[sacredchants]

[ PLEASE CARD SPARE ME....

also it's...kind of a shame that she has no idea who could it be if only because she hasn't put that much time int getting to know everyone. ]

D, does it? It could be random. I can't possibly the only person who would be... [ hm. ] Who would find this difficult.

[suddenlybees]

[ What is she doing if not making enemies left and right like Kano is? ]

Nah, you're the only one. You're brazen and not afraid to speak your mind, see? So it's more obvious when it's you. Other people keep things to themselves, so they're no fun to curse.

[sacredchants]

[ this is just aging me to get back to. jfc. ]

S, since... Since when am I brazen? You just do whatever you want regardless of what people seem to think of you.

[suddenlybees]

[ laughs hollowly in old pcs ]

It's not like it's a title only one can claim? Look at us, King and Queen Brazen!

[sacredchants]

[ I'M AGED. ]

K, King and Q, Quee—

[ closes eyes fastly. ]

Don't go deciding things like that on your own.

[suddenlybees]

Then...

What do you want us to be?

[sacredchants]

What's wrong with just being ourselves?

[suddenlybees]

Mm... What if I don't like who my "self" is, so I'd rather be something with you?

[sacredchants]

[ ..... ]


Why me specifically?

[suddenlybees]

[ ... ]

Isn't it 'cause it's you?

[sacredchants]

[ ....




..... ]

Th, that answers nothing!

[ and i guess needs to be that way until......later. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ haha ]

'course it does? How am I supposed to pick out bits and pieces when it's the entire thing?

[sacredchants]

[ we're going to ignore that, great thanks. ]

Fine.

[ um. ]

We can...something. [ quickly: ] N, nothing weird though!

[suddenlybees]

Wow, there goes all my suggestions if we're not allowed anything weird! WHat do you think we should be, then?

[sacredchants]

[ ...... ]

I don't know. I'm bad at these things.

[suddenlybees]

Mister and Missus Brazen.

[ This feels like a step down from King and Queen ]

[sacredchants]

Pick a different adjective.

[ it is but why does izumo has to be "brazen". ]

[suddenlybees]

Mister and Missus Impudence.

[ It's because she is the most brazen ]