🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

Comments

[sacredchants]

[ over her dead body. or, well, they can go upstairs but the moment she sees that kimono she's going to take it and run. ]

What does it matter if it was important or not? [ a beat and quickly— ] Which is still not your business!

[suddenlybees]

[ He believes in his ability to squeeze through the door and shut it before she can get in. ]

Important things are important! Do you want it or do you not want it? You should just say so clearly!

[sacredchants]

[ a part of me thinks he might be able to but another part believes izumo will force her way in regardless. ]

I want it destroyed. I never want to see ever again.

[suddenlybees]

[ He doesn't want Izumo to see the state of his room, please, ]

Then, isn't it good enough that I have it? Just consider it as good as destroyed! You won't ever have to see it! Once I'm gone, it's gone! Poof!

[sacredchants]

[ what. what is wrong with his room. DOESN'T HE HAVE A ROOMMATE?? ]

Don't lie. Why would you just steal it just to destroy it?

[suddenlybees]

[ does he have a roommate u_u ]

'caaaaaaaaaaause you want it destroyed but you also wanted to leave it in the river? Somebody's gotta do it, right?

[ WHy is shy making this so complicated!! leave him alone ]

[sacredchants]

[ HE MUST. and i'm too lazy to look it up. also please kano, don't point these things out to her. she's complicated because she's izumo. she can't be simple or easy. ]

Well, I didn't want to burn it and cause a scene, but now it looks like it won't matter what I do.

[suddenlybees]

[ She just wants it to go poof from existence?? Then just let Kano have it and play pretend. ]

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what you do. So that's how it is! Look, I'll, like, give you something in exchange and we can call it even!

[sacredchants]

[ she doesn't always do a good job at pretending!!!! ]

Give me something?

[ HOW DOES THIS HELP? ]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah. For the kimono.

[ Then they can call it even and she can stop nagging! and maybe give his arm back. Heck, he will give her the arm, either the one attached or the one not. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she wouldn't have a need to nag if he just let sleeping dogs lie!!!! but. please.... she doesn't need an arm but he should totally try to give it to her. ]

Like what?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano points at the arm Izumo is holding onto. ]

[sacredchants]

[ she'll look at his arm....

... ]

How?

[ DOES IT COME OFF? ]

[suddenlybees]

What do you mean "how"? It's yours if you want it.

[ Arms come off, sure. Look at his third one. Got twisted off like a chicken wing. ]

[sacredchants]

[ that might be close some of the most cursed content i had to read and imagine in brackets. thanks. ]

I can't take your arm.

[suddenlybees]

[ welcome to next week ('': ]

Ehh, why not? It's a very good arm! I grew it myself!

[sacredchants]

[ STOP......

it looks like it'll have to be the upcoming week because there's no way. ]

You're serious.

[suddenlybees]

Aren't I always serious?

[ Look at him and his perfectly always serious face. Can't miss it when it's like four inches away from hers. ]

[sacredchants]

[ card it's physical affection effects week.... is he really wanting to have his face that close to her's. sounds dangerous. ]

I, I don't know. We've barely met.

[suddenlybees]

[ Naru it's 2am, do you think I remembered about physical affection effects week ]

Aw, what's that matter? You know what they say about first impressions~

[sacredchants]

[ LKJSEKJRW WELL I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU. either way, she's. not gonna get any closer to him...to spare both of us this. ]

No, what do they say about first impressions?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano grins and leans in a little closer, because it is 2am and all care has already gone to bed. ]

To go with them! Believe in your gut feeling!

[ And if your gut is going ugh, then that is the right reaction to have. ]

[sacredchants]

[ her gut reaction is to go UGH but at the same time, she doesn't want to lose to him like this, so she's going to stay her ground. if they're going to play chicken with this then they will.

how much closer is kano gonna get? izumo is gonna call his bluff. ]

Here I thought it was to make a good one.

[suddenlybees]

[ He does not get any closer... but chicken means the onus is on Izumo to make the next advance. ]

Didn't I make a good one? And here I was, thinking I did a lot better than with everybody else!

[sacredchants]

[ card, i'm making you play chicken with me or so help me. also until i get a definitive answer on my plurk, i shall continue to play chicken w/you. ]

If anything you're continuing your bad impression.