🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

I just did! It's not for here, so, like, maybe you can cut me some slack? You can ask Mister Shiro if you don't believe me.

[sacredchants]

It wasn't much of an explanation.

[ guess she'll have to ask shiro what the fuck he wants with a cactus... but whatever, she'll look around for a cactus and...

oh. ]

That.

[ it'll be a ways from where they're standing but. behold. your cactus. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ His cactus!! At least he knows better than to just make a grab for it, so he digs into his pockets and sets a little rabbit keychain down on the dirt to mark its place. ]

Thanks~ You're a lifesaver, really!

[sacredchants]

[ blinks.

rabbit keychain...? ]

That's a cute keychain.

[suddenlybees]

[ rabbit keychain... ]

Isn't it? Did you want it? I'll take something else as a placeholder.

[sacredchants]

[ usagi keychain.......... ]

N, no, what are you talking about? I'm fine. I'm just surprised that you had one.

Do you like things like that?

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh. There is a flicker of something across Kano's expression that makes me stare at the ceiling but it's fine, it passes quickly and he laughs a little in response. ]

This thing? Well, yeah, if you're gonna carry something around, it might as well be something you like, right?

[sacredchants]

[ WHY IS HE STARING AT THE CEILING!!!! ]

Not always. Sometimes you have to carry things because of necessity.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's me staring at the ceiling because everything is bad!!!!!! ]

Yeah, but make it cute? Li'l stickers do a lot to help, or something.

[sacredchants]

[ WHY ARE THINGS BAD?? CARD??? ]

Oh, well, I didn't say anything about how you couldn't make it cute.

[ presenting izumo. the lover of all things cute... ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Canon reasons and also game reasons ): ]

But it's still something you gotta carry, huh?

[ He straightens up, knocking as much dirt off the daikon as he can before cradling it in his arms. ]

Anyways, let's go see if we can make this cute~

[sacredchants]

[ shoves canon reasons to the ground. but...why not. time to go cook something for someone again? or...does he know how to cook. ]

You're not supposed to make daikon cute. We're going to eat it.

[ sighs. ]

Someone's going to eat it.

[suddenlybees]

[ Does he know how to cook ]

It's a bento, right? It's gotta be cute, or there's no point!

[sacredchants]

[ does...he???? ]

Who said anything about a bento? Besides you need more than just daikon for a bento.

[suddenlybees]

It's gotta be a bento 'cause we're eating on a roof. Portability.

[ But also, fine, he will go and find some cherry tomatoes, he saw some jet black ones earlier and those require zero prep. ]

[sacredchants]

Wha.

[ she...doesn't know if she should be happy with this or??? so what if it was like maybe two weeks ago, that's still Time. ]

You remember that?

[suddenlybees]

Hm? Wouldn't I remember something I was looking forward to?

[sacredchants]

You were really looking for towards that?

[suddenlybees]

Are you gonna say no after making me wait a whole week?

[sacredchants]

N, no. I was just surprised that's all.

[ a whole week.... ]

But fine I'll make something that'll work for bentos.

[suddenlybees]

Ooh, I get to eat your cooking too?! Yay~!

[ He punches the air, very excited like. Here he was thinking he'd have to do the cooking but this is even better ]

[sacredchants]

[ NO. SHE THOUGHT HE HAD ALREADY ASSUMED SHE WAS.

now it looks like she's being extra nice lskjlkjawe....

SHE PUNKED HERSELF. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ (:!!!!!!!

Kano very happily skips all the way to the inn kitchen, they're going to use the real one with actual cooking supplies that aren't frozen astronaut paste. ]

[sacredchants]

[ NO. NOOOO.......

while he skips she's just going to be, rather regretfully, thinking of things she can make for the two of them that take zero effort because that's the last thing she needs to do on top of this.

also how are they going to survive this without the company of their partners? extended internal screaming. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Their partners will just have to stand guard outside the building for their sakes. Good thing this is not Friday when Kano will be perishing because of partner effects.

Cooking at least isn't terrible? He sets the daikon and a grater down on the counter before setting off to find other ingredients, because presumably the daikon is Izumo's job since she chose it. Scallions, shiitake mushrooms, dried shrimp, rice flour, oyster sauce, soy sauce, sugar, salt, white pepper...

There is no zero effort method. ]