🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

[ The face just gets worse!!! He knows he's being made fun of!!!!!!! Who set her up to do this. ]

Well, yeah, of course I am! You're wasting your time and efforts. Go to bed. Shoo.

[sacredchants]

I'm not going to bed. [ a bit more normal for her. ] You can't tell me what to do.

[ and now a deep sigh as, well, she plans to see how this will end up. ]

But apparently this wonderful Realm full of its gracious hosts and most honored leaders are somehow able to affect the way I speak.

[suddenlybees]

[ X for doubt on gracious hosts and honored leaders. He doesn't quite get what Izumo's getting at, but he can venture a guess. ]

Are you cursed to lie?

[ Which means he can tell her to go to bed and she's planning on going to bed so he can continue to skulk through the forest alone. ]

[sacredchants]

Close.

Whenever I try to say certain things, it'll come out the opposite of what I want.

[ he still not be able to tell her to go to bed. he doesn't own her?? ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano telling Izumo to go to bed is like chat telling you to. Method rping. ]

Huh... So it's like... normal talking.

[ Kano also says a bunch of contrary things all the time, curse or no curse. ]

[sacredchants]

Normal talking? No. It's different than that.

[ STOP. i don't need to be bullied in so many ways. ]

[suddenlybees]

No, that's, like, totally normal talking. Saying what you mean sometimes, saying the opposite other times. You gotta, like, give me examples so I understand.

[sacredchants]

I gave you an example earlier when I was referring to the Realm.

[ come on?? it should have been easily understood with that alone??

...maybe?? ]

[suddenlybees]

Izumo...

[ He wants to place a thousand hands on her shoulders but he does not. ]

That's called sarcasm. Also very normal.

[sacredchants]

[ close my eyes.

why did she even attempt this. anyway, she'll give him this look. she knows what sarcasm is!!!! ]

I was being very honest about how nice the Realm is. There would never be a reason for me to say things against it.

[suddenlybees]

[ Bullshit, the Realm sucks. Kano squints back at her. ]

You're cursed to say good things about the Realm. And other people. Even if it's a barefaced lie.

[sacredchants]

Bingo!

[ congrats. he was not hopeless. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Yay. Kano has braincells he chooses not to use, which is a blessing for me. ]

Haha, yikes. What a terrible curse~ I'd just never say anything, ever! So, who'd you piss off?

[sacredchants]

[ i'm suffering card. ]

I don't know! [ a beat because— ] A, and why would you think it's because of that?

[suddenlybees]

[ I'm glad Izumo got this curse and not Kano. Imagine having to say nice things about people, terrible. ]

Because doesn't it just seem too targeted? Somebody's gotta have it out for you!

[sacredchants]

[ PLEASE CARD SPARE ME....

also it's...kind of a shame that she has no idea who could it be if only because she hasn't put that much time int getting to know everyone. ]

D, does it? It could be random. I can't possibly the only person who would be... [ hm. ] Who would find this difficult.

[suddenlybees]

[ What is she doing if not making enemies left and right like Kano is? ]

Nah, you're the only one. You're brazen and not afraid to speak your mind, see? So it's more obvious when it's you. Other people keep things to themselves, so they're no fun to curse.

[sacredchants]

[ this is just aging me to get back to. jfc. ]

S, since... Since when am I brazen? You just do whatever you want regardless of what people seem to think of you.

[suddenlybees]

[ laughs hollowly in old pcs ]

It's not like it's a title only one can claim? Look at us, King and Queen Brazen!

[sacredchants]

[ I'M AGED. ]

K, King and Q, Quee—

[ closes eyes fastly. ]

Don't go deciding things like that on your own.

[suddenlybees]

Then...

What do you want us to be?

[sacredchants]

What's wrong with just being ourselves?

[suddenlybees]

Mm... What if I don't like who my "self" is, so I'd rather be something with you?

[sacredchants]

[ ..... ]


Why me specifically?

[suddenlybees]

[ ... ]

Isn't it 'cause it's you?