sacredchants | 🐝 kano catch-all

[ Look. Sometimes you respect a girl who can knock you flat on your back with one uppercut to the chin. Izumo looks like that sort of girl. ]

Wowee. That's, like, the highest form of wow there is.

[ she...might be that kind of girl. we just don't know until we get there.

honestly? she's fine with the conversation taking a turn towards the validity of "wowee" over what they were talking about moments ago...even if she doesn't understand. ]

I see.

Yeah, right? There's also, like, "whoa" and "whoo" and "waaaaah~" but nothing really conveys it like "wowee"!

[ please don't make this a conversation, this isn't a conversation, this isj ust Kano saying words ]

[ TOO LATE. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. ]

I wouldn't know. I've never used any of those; I suppose this means my conversations aren't that exciting.

[ or he's too excitable. ]

[ NARU I WANT TO THROW MYSELF INTO BED why does Kano need 10 levels of cr before he will talk like a normal human to somebody, nobody can save me ]

Sure it is! Like, I'm excited talking to you? Yeah! Why don'tcha try squeezing in some "wowee"s here and there? It'll really spruce things up!

[ i don't know, ori. this is the canon that you're playing from... you must explain to me. meanwhile, i'm here to make us both suffer for the cause. ]

I'm not adding in a "wowee" when I'm talking to others.

[ also why is he excited to talk to her??? stop?? ]

[ literally every other Kagepro is good and sweet and deserve nothing that happened to them, and then there's Kano who sniffs cats and I pointed at him and went "mine" ]

Then, what about me? You can wowee with me? We can wowee each other!

[ SD:FKJKAjwekljser CARDORI YOUR CHOICES.

and well. there goes any sort of calm she managed to reclaim as she just ??? and flusters again??? what is this? like asking for some sort of special language between the two of them?? no thanks!! ]

Why would I want to wowee with you?

Aw, but aren't we sorta already doing it? Wowee, look at that! You're using it so well already!

[ When will she ever get another chance to use this word!! Imagine saying this around literally anybody else. ]

[ it'd be terrible if she said it around anyone else. it wouldn't even fit unless she's being sarcastic about it. ]

S, stop! There's no reason we should say wow—that word in this conversation.

[ ...you know, I can envision her saying a super sarcastic wowee to somebody ]

Isn't there? It's a conversation about that word, after all~ What should we use instead? What's your favorite wowee-like word?

[ she, unfortunately, will...... it's a long game. it'll happen. ]

What? Like a favorite word?

[ ... ]

E...eving calm.

[ which in japanese is so much better since it's like. a single kanji but whatever. ]

[ Please link me all her future wowees ]

"Evening calm"...?

[ That's like... the opposite energy as wowee... how is he supposed to use this in a sentence ]

Hmm, yeah, I get it. Like when the sun goes down and everybody goes home and it gets all quiet outside. Something like that?

[ don't worry, i will do this thing.

it is the opposite of wowee and that's the exact point!! she doesn't want to sound ridiculous. ]

Something like that. It's a kind of word that can use to settle yourself.

[ This feels like the sort of word that if Kano ever uses people are going to stare at him like he's sprouted three heads. Bad. It feels like the wind's been taken out of his sails already, he wants the wowee energy back. ]

Heh... It sure works like a charm, doesn't it? Evening calm. Wow. Yikes.

[ if he does, i need to see it. kano, man of strange words, suddenly—evening calm. ]

It's kind of the point.

[ hmm. ]

I guess someone like you wouldn't appreciate something like that.

"Someone like me," huh? Yeah, you're probably right! It's not like I don't appreciate it, but, like, when would I ever need to calm down?

[ He carries this frenetic energy for a reason!! It exhausts everybody and doubly himself but there's a reason!!! He can't just evening calm down. ]

Same goes for you? Like, if you're upset, isn't it good enough to yell? If you're angry, go ahead and punch.

Maybe you don't want to die an early death due to always being on the go.

[ something something heartbeats or whatever. that said—is he really telling her to smack him? not that she's above it but. ]

...and who says I wouldn't?

Maybe I do~

[ Maybe it's inevitable. Maybe he's already past due. Maybe... whatever. ]

I piss you off, right? So, like, if I ever make you mad enough to hit me, there's no need to hold back. You'll feel better after, too.

[ wha.

now that's something that takes her completely off guard. wow!!! excuse you!!! she mildly wishes that she could refute the fact that he calls her out for how he pisses her off. (not that it's hard to notice.)

it's just. hello? ]

What?

[ Kano pisses everybody off. Everybody wants to punch him in the face. He is very aware of all these things. ]

I'm saying, you don't have to hold back, 'cause it's just me.

[ he may be aware of it all and what better way to actively deflect on this than to.

well. ]

Is this some sort of thing you're into?

Uh. Sure, yeah.

[ Is she asking if he's a masochist

what if he just says yes ]

[ that's exactly what she's asking and now... ]

Get someone else to hit you.

Aw, you're telling me to go piss other people off? Alright... fine...

[ He will go piss off everybody in thus game and it's because Izumo gave her blessings ]

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