sacredchants | 🐝 kano catch-all

[ me living in pc land where weekly effects don't happen bc Kano would die ]

You get no say! Finders keepers and it's mine now~

[ He whips around and starts for the stairs, like he can outrun her to his room and try on the kimono. ]

[ same with izumo but now i just gotta. we're going to both suffer and it'll be your fault. ]

What are you a child?

[ time to give chase. ]

Come back here!

[ stares into the far off distance because even if Kano feels the urge to be affectionate he would sooner cut off his own hand than to reach out to somebody else.

That does not stop him from slowing down halfway up the stairs because he figures that if Izumo clobbers him, that is also good too ]

[ same mood but here we are. i will destroy both of us as i try to figure out how to do this. though i shall continue to whisper if punching and/or slapping can be considered "physical affection".

while i continue to contemplate that, izumo will take her chance now that kano has slowed down to grab a hold of his hand (wrist) to prevent him from going anywhere. seems....familiar. ish. she's gonna be staring him down. ]

Why are you so obsessed with it?

[ affectionate punching...

Kano lets his hand go limp and avoids all eye contact, rendering staring ineffective. ]

I'm not? You're the one making a big deal of it- maybe I just like pretty clothes?

[ Says Kano who will never change out of his canon outfit for the next two weeks, everywhere he goes, his hoodie goes. ]

[ oh.

avoiding eye contact is he? i'm not writing cuddling apparently or any wholesome hand-holding but izumo using this chance to get closer to him just because. her senses tell her she has been given an opportunity to flip the odds. ]

You liking it because it's pretty makes it almost the same, since you dove in after it. [ u got a problem with close contact? (she does as well but...) ] How far did you have to swim for it?

[ NO

Kano jealously guards his personal space and Izumo getting into it has him backing off- though there's not really anywhere to go in the middle of the stairs, so he just ends up hitting his feet on the back of the step and managing to climb just one further before his own arm anchors him like a traitor. ]

It's not like I made such an effort to drag it back, you know? I mean, like, there's the barrier there and everything, so...

[ So at least he didn't have to search miles and miles of river. He did have to carry it back, though? can't let it drag in the dirt and get all muddy ]

[ TIME TO GET WRECKED.

SHE SEES THE BLOOD IN THE WATER AND SHE'S NOT LETTING IT GO. he has tormented her enough and now she's getting what she deserves!! aka, she's going to grab firmly onto the arm she has and pull it against her, holding it close. it would all be very cute (probably) if she wasn't doing this knowing she was tormenting the kano but it's fine?

totally fine. ]

That's still more than anyone else would have done. [ probably. ] And after I've told you so many time to let it go.

[ Oh god oh no he is going to try and make it upstairs, he will cut off his second arm if he has to in order to escape from this. ]

I'm sure other people would've done it too? I mean, you looked super upset when you threw it away- doesn't that mean it's important?

[ over her dead body. or, well, they can go upstairs but the moment she sees that kimono she's going to take it and run. ]

What does it matter if it was important or not? [ a beat and quickly— ] Which is still not your business!

[ He believes in his ability to squeeze through the door and shut it before she can get in. ]

Important things are important! Do you want it or do you not want it? You should just say so clearly!

[ a part of me thinks he might be able to but another part believes izumo will force her way in regardless. ]

I want it destroyed. I never want to see ever again.

[ He doesn't want Izumo to see the state of his room, please, ]

Then, isn't it good enough that I have it? Just consider it as good as destroyed! You won't ever have to see it! Once I'm gone, it's gone! Poof!

[ what. what is wrong with his room. DOESN'T HE HAVE A ROOMMATE?? ]

Don't lie. Why would you just steal it just to destroy it?

[ does he have a roommate u_u ]

'caaaaaaaaaaause you want it destroyed but you also wanted to leave it in the river? Somebody's gotta do it, right?

[ WHy is shy making this so complicated!! leave him alone ]

[ HE MUST. and i'm too lazy to look it up. also please kano, don't point these things out to her. she's complicated because she's izumo. she can't be simple or easy. ]

Well, I didn't want to burn it and cause a scene, but now it looks like it won't matter what I do.

[ She just wants it to go poof from existence?? Then just let Kano have it and play pretend. ]

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what you do. So that's how it is! Look, I'll, like, give you something in exchange and we can call it even!

[ she doesn't always do a good job at pretending!!!! ]

Give me something?

[ HOW DOES THIS HELP? ]

Yeah. For the kimono.

[ Then they can call it even and she can stop nagging! and maybe give his arm back. Heck, he will give her the arm, either the one attached or the one not. ]

[ she wouldn't have a need to nag if he just let sleeping dogs lie!!!! but. please.... she doesn't need an arm but he should totally try to give it to her. ]

Like what?

[ Kano points at the arm Izumo is holding onto. ]

[ she'll look at his arm....

... ]

How?

[ DOES IT COME OFF? ]

What do you mean "how"? It's yours if you want it.

[ Arms come off, sure. Look at his third one. Got twisted off like a chicken wing. ]

[ that might be close some of the most cursed content i had to read and imagine in brackets. thanks. ]

I can't take your arm.

[ welcome to next week ('': ]

Ehh, why not? It's a very good arm! I grew it myself!

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject