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[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

Reasons?

[ ??????? ]

[suddenlybees]

Like... innocent, non-murdery reasons. Don't worry about it.

[sacredchants]

I'm not going to help you find it if I don't know the reason.

[suddenlybees]

Okay, so it's a not-so-innocent, maybe a little murdery reason.

[sacredchants]

Now you have to explain.

[suddenlybees]

I just did! It's not for here, so, like, maybe you can cut me some slack? You can ask Mister Shiro if you don't believe me.

[sacredchants]

It wasn't much of an explanation.

[ guess she'll have to ask shiro what the fuck he wants with a cactus... but whatever, she'll look around for a cactus and...

oh. ]

That.

[ it'll be a ways from where they're standing but. behold. your cactus. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ His cactus!! At least he knows better than to just make a grab for it, so he digs into his pockets and sets a little rabbit keychain down on the dirt to mark its place. ]

Thanks~ You're a lifesaver, really!

[sacredchants]

[ blinks.

rabbit keychain...? ]

That's a cute keychain.

[suddenlybees]

[ rabbit keychain... ]

Isn't it? Did you want it? I'll take something else as a placeholder.

[sacredchants]

[ usagi keychain.......... ]

N, no, what are you talking about? I'm fine. I'm just surprised that you had one.

Do you like things like that?

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh. There is a flicker of something across Kano's expression that makes me stare at the ceiling but it's fine, it passes quickly and he laughs a little in response. ]

This thing? Well, yeah, if you're gonna carry something around, it might as well be something you like, right?

[sacredchants]

[ WHY IS HE STARING AT THE CEILING!!!! ]

Not always. Sometimes you have to carry things because of necessity.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's me staring at the ceiling because everything is bad!!!!!! ]

Yeah, but make it cute? Li'l stickers do a lot to help, or something.

[sacredchants]

[ WHY ARE THINGS BAD?? CARD??? ]

Oh, well, I didn't say anything about how you couldn't make it cute.

[ presenting izumo. the lover of all things cute... ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Canon reasons and also game reasons ): ]

But it's still something you gotta carry, huh?

[ He straightens up, knocking as much dirt off the daikon as he can before cradling it in his arms. ]

Anyways, let's go see if we can make this cute~

[sacredchants]

[ shoves canon reasons to the ground. but...why not. time to go cook something for someone again? or...does he know how to cook. ]

You're not supposed to make daikon cute. We're going to eat it.

[ sighs. ]

Someone's going to eat it.

[suddenlybees]

[ Does he know how to cook ]

It's a bento, right? It's gotta be cute, or there's no point!

[sacredchants]

[ does...he???? ]

Who said anything about a bento? Besides you need more than just daikon for a bento.

[suddenlybees]

It's gotta be a bento 'cause we're eating on a roof. Portability.

[ But also, fine, he will go and find some cherry tomatoes, he saw some jet black ones earlier and those require zero prep. ]

[sacredchants]

Wha.

[ she...doesn't know if she should be happy with this or??? so what if it was like maybe two weeks ago, that's still Time. ]

You remember that?

[suddenlybees]

Hm? Wouldn't I remember something I was looking forward to?

[sacredchants]

You were really looking for towards that?

[suddenlybees]

Are you gonna say no after making me wait a whole week?

[sacredchants]

N, no. I was just surprised that's all.

[ a whole week.... ]

But fine I'll make something that'll work for bentos.