🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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[suddenlybees]

Ooh, we can make those little pan fried fritters~

[ Daikon it is! Unfortunately, he has no idea what the tops of the radishes look like, just the daikony root, so he'll just have to... pull something up an inch, peek at it to see what it is, and if it's not fat and white he will gently shove it back into the dirt. ]

[sacredchants]

[ pan fritters? hmm. she'll spend a bit trying to think of the different ways she could prepare that only to see kano pulling away. kind of pulling. peeking? ]

Don't just shove it back in the ground! Here; it's this.

[ she'll point to one with a thicker stock and looks rather wide to pull from the ground. ]

There.

[suddenlybees]

[ Huh... There's a moment's hesitation, and then he goes ahead and pulls that one up an inch, peeking, ]

Ooh, you got it in just one try! Wowee!

[sacredchants]

[ wowee.... ]

It's nothing. I've just had a lot of practice!

[suddenlybees]

[ It's been a week since I got to wowee and I felt my soul leave my body ]

Gardening and stuff, huh? Pretty impressive~

[ He'll go ahead and pull out the daikon. Just the one since that's all they'll need. ]

But, hey, you don't happen to know which one of these is the Optunia cactus, do you?

[sacredchants]

[ YOU WRITE THIS. ]

Optunia cactus? [ does izumo know it by that name? nope. but she's just gonna go with a normal cactus because that's what she knows. ] Is it just a normal cactus?

[ they...should have some right? a bit of an odd choice but— ]

[suddenlybees]

I dunno. Mister Shiro said I needed a bunch of them.

[ And Kano proceeded to not ask what the hell it is. A normal prickly pear... I have some growing in my front yard back home. ]

[sacredchants]

Why did he ask you for a bunch of them?

[ she's....so concerned now? father fujimoto??? ]

[suddenlybees]

'cause of reasons.

[ It's fine. They're doing a thing. ]

[sacredchants]

Reasons?

[ ??????? ]

[suddenlybees]

Like... innocent, non-murdery reasons. Don't worry about it.

[sacredchants]

I'm not going to help you find it if I don't know the reason.

[suddenlybees]

Okay, so it's a not-so-innocent, maybe a little murdery reason.

[sacredchants]

Now you have to explain.

[suddenlybees]

I just did! It's not for here, so, like, maybe you can cut me some slack? You can ask Mister Shiro if you don't believe me.

[sacredchants]

It wasn't much of an explanation.

[ guess she'll have to ask shiro what the fuck he wants with a cactus... but whatever, she'll look around for a cactus and...

oh. ]

That.

[ it'll be a ways from where they're standing but. behold. your cactus. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ His cactus!! At least he knows better than to just make a grab for it, so he digs into his pockets and sets a little rabbit keychain down on the dirt to mark its place. ]

Thanks~ You're a lifesaver, really!

[sacredchants]

[ blinks.

rabbit keychain...? ]

That's a cute keychain.

[suddenlybees]

[ rabbit keychain... ]

Isn't it? Did you want it? I'll take something else as a placeholder.

[sacredchants]

[ usagi keychain.......... ]

N, no, what are you talking about? I'm fine. I'm just surprised that you had one.

Do you like things like that?

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh. There is a flicker of something across Kano's expression that makes me stare at the ceiling but it's fine, it passes quickly and he laughs a little in response. ]

This thing? Well, yeah, if you're gonna carry something around, it might as well be something you like, right?

[sacredchants]

[ WHY IS HE STARING AT THE CEILING!!!! ]

Not always. Sometimes you have to carry things because of necessity.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's me staring at the ceiling because everything is bad!!!!!! ]

Yeah, but make it cute? Li'l stickers do a lot to help, or something.

[sacredchants]

[ WHY ARE THINGS BAD?? CARD??? ]

Oh, well, I didn't say anything about how you couldn't make it cute.

[ presenting izumo. the lover of all things cute... ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Canon reasons and also game reasons ): ]

But it's still something you gotta carry, huh?

[ He straightens up, knocking as much dirt off the daikon as he can before cradling it in his arms. ]

Anyways, let's go see if we can make this cute~