🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

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[sacredchants]

[ pan fritters? hmm. she'll spend a bit trying to think of the different ways she could prepare that only to see kano pulling away. kind of pulling. peeking? ]

Don't just shove it back in the ground! Here; it's this.

[ she'll point to one with a thicker stock and looks rather wide to pull from the ground. ]

There.

[suddenlybees]

[ Huh... There's a moment's hesitation, and then he goes ahead and pulls that one up an inch, peeking, ]

Ooh, you got it in just one try! Wowee!

[sacredchants]

[ wowee.... ]

It's nothing. I've just had a lot of practice!

[suddenlybees]

[ It's been a week since I got to wowee and I felt my soul leave my body ]

Gardening and stuff, huh? Pretty impressive~

[ He'll go ahead and pull out the daikon. Just the one since that's all they'll need. ]

But, hey, you don't happen to know which one of these is the Optunia cactus, do you?

[sacredchants]

[ YOU WRITE THIS. ]

Optunia cactus? [ does izumo know it by that name? nope. but she's just gonna go with a normal cactus because that's what she knows. ] Is it just a normal cactus?

[ they...should have some right? a bit of an odd choice but— ]

[suddenlybees]

I dunno. Mister Shiro said I needed a bunch of them.

[ And Kano proceeded to not ask what the hell it is. A normal prickly pear... I have some growing in my front yard back home. ]

[sacredchants]

Why did he ask you for a bunch of them?

[ she's....so concerned now? father fujimoto??? ]

[suddenlybees]

'cause of reasons.

[ It's fine. They're doing a thing. ]

[sacredchants]

Reasons?

[ ??????? ]

[suddenlybees]

Like... innocent, non-murdery reasons. Don't worry about it.

[sacredchants]

I'm not going to help you find it if I don't know the reason.

[suddenlybees]

Okay, so it's a not-so-innocent, maybe a little murdery reason.

[sacredchants]

Now you have to explain.

[suddenlybees]

I just did! It's not for here, so, like, maybe you can cut me some slack? You can ask Mister Shiro if you don't believe me.

[sacredchants]

It wasn't much of an explanation.

[ guess she'll have to ask shiro what the fuck he wants with a cactus... but whatever, she'll look around for a cactus and...

oh. ]

That.

[ it'll be a ways from where they're standing but. behold. your cactus. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ His cactus!! At least he knows better than to just make a grab for it, so he digs into his pockets and sets a little rabbit keychain down on the dirt to mark its place. ]

Thanks~ You're a lifesaver, really!

[sacredchants]

[ blinks.

rabbit keychain...? ]

That's a cute keychain.

[suddenlybees]

[ rabbit keychain... ]

Isn't it? Did you want it? I'll take something else as a placeholder.

[sacredchants]

[ usagi keychain.......... ]

N, no, what are you talking about? I'm fine. I'm just surprised that you had one.

Do you like things like that?

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh. There is a flicker of something across Kano's expression that makes me stare at the ceiling but it's fine, it passes quickly and he laughs a little in response. ]

This thing? Well, yeah, if you're gonna carry something around, it might as well be something you like, right?

[sacredchants]

[ WHY IS HE STARING AT THE CEILING!!!! ]

Not always. Sometimes you have to carry things because of necessity.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's me staring at the ceiling because everything is bad!!!!!! ]

Yeah, but make it cute? Li'l stickers do a lot to help, or something.

[sacredchants]

[ WHY ARE THINGS BAD?? CARD??? ]

Oh, well, I didn't say anything about how you couldn't make it cute.

[ presenting izumo. the lover of all things cute... ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Canon reasons and also game reasons ): ]

But it's still something you gotta carry, huh?

[ He straightens up, knocking as much dirt off the daikon as he can before cradling it in his arms. ]

Anyways, let's go see if we can make this cute~

[sacredchants]

[ shoves canon reasons to the ground. but...why not. time to go cook something for someone again? or...does he know how to cook. ]

You're not supposed to make daikon cute. We're going to eat it.

[ sighs. ]

Someone's going to eat it.