🐝 kano catch-all

[sacredchants]

or give me a better shitpost, ori

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w1,monday

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano is asleep during afternoon hours so it's going to have to be around dinnertime when he goes out to find Izumo, hello, where are you, you'd better not have been ejected out into space already. ]

[sacredchants]

[ for reasons i will not explain before this pc takes off the ground, it will be VERY Good News that they're meeting around dinner time, but sure, she can be found wandering back from the garden because plants are nice. ...even if some of the plants look cursed. ]

Oh.

[suddenlybees]

[ WHAT HAPPENED ON MONDAY, IT'S ONLY MONDY........... ]

Oh! Did you want to add some of these?

[ Fresh veggies! that Chiron forbade him from eating ]

[sacredchants]

[ you'll find out............ ]

I guess I could take them.

[ what kind of veggies are being forbade from being eaten???? are they the cursed ones??? ]

Is there a reason you don't want them?

[suddenlybees]

[ All of them. ]

I don't care either way. But they're, like, watered with astronaut pee, aren't they?

[sacredchants]

[ for an entire half second she reached out and nope.

WOW.

suddenly her hands are keeping them to themselves!!!! ]

Wh, who told you that?

[suddenlybees]

[ How many pee veggies have you already touched, Izumo ]

Haha~ Isn't it obvious? Can't ship a whole bunch of water out there in the space, so you gotta recycle what you can!

[sacredchants]

[ NOT MANY THANKS. ]

Don't be gross!

We don't even know if this is even a real space ship.

[suddenlybees]

I'm not being gross, I'm being practical! Thought you'd appreciate something like that!

[ Miss practical but also very much not. ]

But we can always pick one and take our chances? Which one do you want?

[sacredchants]

[ hmmm... but she's ignoring how he thought she'd appreciate something practical. if only because he's right and she isn't validating him. ]

Something that has a lot of uses might be good.

[ or, at least, a lot of uses that she's familiar with. ]

Daikon.

[suddenlybees]

Ooh, we can make those little pan fried fritters~

[ Daikon it is! Unfortunately, he has no idea what the tops of the radishes look like, just the daikony root, so he'll just have to... pull something up an inch, peek at it to see what it is, and if it's not fat and white he will gently shove it back into the dirt. ]

[sacredchants]

[ pan fritters? hmm. she'll spend a bit trying to think of the different ways she could prepare that only to see kano pulling away. kind of pulling. peeking? ]

Don't just shove it back in the ground! Here; it's this.

[ she'll point to one with a thicker stock and looks rather wide to pull from the ground. ]

There.

[suddenlybees]

[ Huh... There's a moment's hesitation, and then he goes ahead and pulls that one up an inch, peeking, ]

Ooh, you got it in just one try! Wowee!

[sacredchants]

[ wowee.... ]

It's nothing. I've just had a lot of practice!

[suddenlybees]

[ It's been a week since I got to wowee and I felt my soul leave my body ]

Gardening and stuff, huh? Pretty impressive~

[ He'll go ahead and pull out the daikon. Just the one since that's all they'll need. ]

But, hey, you don't happen to know which one of these is the Optunia cactus, do you?

[sacredchants]

[ YOU WRITE THIS. ]

Optunia cactus? [ does izumo know it by that name? nope. but she's just gonna go with a normal cactus because that's what she knows. ] Is it just a normal cactus?

[ they...should have some right? a bit of an odd choice but— ]

[suddenlybees]

I dunno. Mister Shiro said I needed a bunch of them.

[ And Kano proceeded to not ask what the hell it is. A normal prickly pear... I have some growing in my front yard back home. ]

[sacredchants]

Why did he ask you for a bunch of them?

[ she's....so concerned now? father fujimoto??? ]

[suddenlybees]

'cause of reasons.

[ It's fine. They're doing a thing. ]

[sacredchants]

Reasons?

[ ??????? ]

[suddenlybees]

Like... innocent, non-murdery reasons. Don't worry about it.

[sacredchants]

I'm not going to help you find it if I don't know the reason.

[suddenlybees]

Okay, so it's a not-so-innocent, maybe a little murdery reason.

[sacredchants]

Now you have to explain.

[suddenlybees]

I just did! It's not for here, so, like, maybe you can cut me some slack? You can ask Mister Shiro if you don't believe me.